Posted by: malia | June 26, 2013

5000 questions: part 19

Part Nineteen

1801. How many smurfs can you name?
quite a few. we used to watch this every saturday morning.

1802. Do you keep track of your life using a planner or calendar book?
no.

Would you be lost without it?
no.

1803. Have you ever fully eradicated a bad habit that you had?
no.

1804. Where do snowflakes come from?
the sky.

1805. What do these latin phrases mean?

Et tu Brute: and you, brutus? said in shock after being stabbed by his friend.
Congito ergo sum: i think therefore i am. i think it’s cogito though? i’m not sure what congito means.

1806. You’re writing a story.
The super hot (guy or girl?): guy
is about to kiss (who): his longtime girlfriend
Just then they get interrupted by (what): another girl who walks past
and somebody screams, (what): “you jerk!” and she stomps off. He tries to call after her,
but it is too late. Fortunately (who): the second girl
walks by and does something (what): eye-catching and so he goes off with her
and they all live (how): somewhat happily…at least until the next girl that catches his eye comes by…
ever after.

1807. The radio is playing U2, The Defects, Echo & the Bunnymen, The Pointer Sisters, Staubkind, and Dr. Dre. on different stations. Which band are you most likely to listen to?
u2.

1808. How do you feel about the tsunami that killed over 100,000 people in December 2004?
bad?

1809. What is the difference between madness and brilliance?
one makes one not want anything to do with it, and the other is madness.

1810. Write any random sentance here:
i’m hungry.

1811. Say the sentence you wrote out loud. Did anybody answer?
yes.

1812. Turn on your TV if it’s not on already, what channel is it?
a blank channel.

1813. If you were to hit redial on your phone right now, who would it call?
the doctor’s office.

1814. Hit edit paste on your browser and paste the last thing you copied here:
well that would repaste all these questions right here again, and i don’t want to make this any more longer.

1815. Miracle on 34th street, original or remake?
i hadn’t seen either.

1816. Have you ever been in a parade?
yes.

1817. Why don’t people just walk up to each other and become friends?
some do.

1818. Do you turn the base up all the way in your car (or would you if you had acar) and blast the music?
bass? i don’t.

1819. Do you care if what you do annoys others?
yes.

1820. What keeps you from being happy?
probably the above. heee.

1821. If you could go back in time and talk to yourself five years ago what would you say to yourself(You can only stay in the past for FIVE MINUTES so make it COUNT!)?
take care of yourself.

1822. Write a surreal (Having an oddly dreamlike quality) sentance:
she slowly stroked the soft mane of the white lion.

1823. Can you talk for one hour without using the word ‘like’?
i don’t know! i know my son wouldn’t be able to. he uses ‘like’ a lot. i’m not sure i could do it unless i consciously think about it.

1824. Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
you may, but i’m nowhere near as lovely or as temperate.

1825. Say something nice about:
yourself: i have a nice family.
me: you have an active imagination.
your dad: he is a hard worker.
your mom: she is very caring.
the one you love: he is determined.

1826. Questions from random movies:
Why is it that a fly can’t bird but a bird can fly?
You know what people are liking at night?

i don’t get either of these references. 😦

1827. What is your favorite movie that Denzel Washington has been in?
i haven’t seen any that he has been in.

1828. What websites are addictive to you?
sporcle. facebook. tpt.

1829. Who do you love so much that you would clean live maggots out of their garbage pail just so that they didn’t have to?
eww. i’ve had to do this to a student’s desk and i don’t think i loved the student *that* much. you just gotta do it. eww. but i guess anyone in the family.

1830. Who do you think will read all 5,000 of your answers to this survey?
i don’t think even i could read all 5,000 answers. 😦

1831. Out of everyone reading your diary, how many people know your first name?
i don’t know?

1832. When you die and your tragic story is a human intrest spot on the news will you want your friends and family to say you were the greatest smartest and kindest person ever…or tell the truth?
i won’t be a human interest story.

1833. Have you filled out an organ donor card?
no.

1834. Who do you never want to end up like?
a lot of people!

1835. How many oxymorons can you think of?
not a lot.

1836. How many years old is your diary?
um. almost 10, i think. or not. hee, just looked it up–2006.

1837. How could today get any worse?
well, it just started, so i guess there’s plenty of ways.

1838. What will you never ever do again?
😦

1839. What’s the most terrible lie someone could tell you?
i love you.

1840. Would you ever wear vinyl pants?
no.

1841. What was the last thing that you printed out?
directions.

1842. What would you say to Flavor Flav if you saw him walking down the street?
nothing.

1843. What are you dependant on?
food.

1844. What do you look forward to each day?
relaxing.

1845. What did you think of the Columbine shootings?
it was sad.

1846. Did you take lessons as a kid? what?
hula & ‘ukulele. i also took cooking & art classes.

1847. What’s the best song to listen to after a break up?
“don’t speak.”

1848. The radio is playing Poison, Inxs, the Psychadelic Furs, Dio, and Matchbox 20 on different stations. What do you listen to?
inxs.

1849. Do you know what it’s like to take care of someone else?
yes.

1850. Would you rather take care of someone or be taken care of?
both are nice.

1851. What is the worst 80’s song in your opinion?
aww. i can’t think of any. any 80s song brings back memories, even if i hated them back then. hmm. i would probably have to choose one from like 1980 or something when i really didn’t care. 😛

1852. What song makes you so happy that just want to dance and dance and DANCE?
gosh, there are a few. on friday workdays, the song that makes me so happy and in a dancing move is “friday i’m in love.”

God, does it even matter if you think you “can’t dance?”
nope. just go for it.

1853. What has been your most beautiful magical memorable cloud nine manic ecstatic incredibly happy bouncy air-light moment of this life???
gosh. this is cliché, but i guess when i first saw my son. he was bundled up and rushed off to the side so i didn’t see him right away, but then the anesthesiologist called to them and asked them to move aside, so they parted, like clouds, and i finally saw my ray of sunshine. *sappyiknow* i couldn’t really bounce, though, because i was hooked up to machines, and my insides were out, so…

1854. According to Depeche Mode, “Everything counts in large amounts.” According to the Crow, “Nothing is trivial.” Do you believe this is true?
i guess so. i don’t know about the large amounts thing, though. *everything* counts.

1855. Are you enjoying this thrilling lucious roller coaster ride of a life as much as I am?
sure.

1856. Do you know how improbable it is that life exists at all?
yes.

1857. Are you kind to strangers?
i try to be.

1858. Do you go out of your way for other people?
i try to.

1859. Make a promise:
i promise to work hard on this house.

1860. Will you keep it?
i hope so.

1861. What do you think of the author of this survey?
What’s my gender? i think male.
What’s my age? probably around my age, maybe a little younger.
What bands do I like(you must have SOME idea by now)? poison, inxs, u2, and others that i haven’t heard of.
Anything else?? you really like diaries.

1862. What makes something “literature”? Also, what makes something “art?”
the fact that it’s created.

1863. Why are you even doing this survey?? Doesn’t it TELL you something that you have NOTHING BETTER TO DO than fill out a 5,000 question survey???
yes.

1864. Has answering these questions been a learning experiance for you (writeing them certainly has been for me)?
i guess so. i learned to repress my need to edit the misspellings.

1865. Have you ever been so happy you could cry?
yes.

1866. Do you know that the one you love is the one you will spend the rest of your life with??
i would hope so.

1867. Have you ever asked yourself, ‘Is there any more to life than this?’
yes.

1868. What did you answer yourself?
i have no idea.

1869. Do you let the restrictions of society restrain you?
yes.

1870. Or are you just too full of life to be stopped??
no.

1871. We are spinning on a bright blue bulb that is bursting with life. How could you possibly feel alone?
i know.

1872. Is there something you’d like to try?
yes.

1873. What makes your heart smile and your skin get all tingly-ish?
love.

1874. How long has it been since you danced the night away?
not that long.

1875. Are you willing to do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to get the most out of life?
no.

1876. Are you willing to give the very best most beautiful part of yourself to the world?
i don’t have a beautiful part.

1877. Is there love in your heart?
yes.

1878. Do things tend to go your way more often when you’re happy?
hmm. i guess that is what would make you feel happy?

1879. What do you do while everyone sleeps?
lately, crosswords books.

1880. What is one thing you will you never ever ever get any more of?
😦

1881. What’s your favorite short story?
hmm. i know a lot of people would say this, but i think it’s “the gift of the magi.”

1882. Have do you feel about beauty pageants?
i could never be in one.

1883. If it ain’t broke (say anything but ‘don’t fix it’):
then don’t worry about it.

1884. What is your favorite DIY related website? (mine is probably http://www.homeofthesampler.com)
i use the about one pretty often; i don’t know that it’s my favorite, but it’s usually the one that pops up first in google when i’m looking how to do something.

1885. Do you bruise easily?
not as easily as my sister!

1886. In William Shakespeare’s play, “All’s Well That Ends Well,” the character Parolles makes an interesting speech about virginity, saying that “Virginity by being once lost may be ten times found; by being ever kept, it is ever lost…To speak on the part of virginity is to accuse your mothers; which is most infallible disobedience…virginity murders itself; and should be buried in highways, out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese; consumes itself to the very paring, and so dies with feeding his own stomach. Besides, virginity is peevish, proud, idle, made of self-love, which is the most inhibited sin in the canon. Keep it not; you cannot choose but lose by’t…” What do you think of this?
men will say anything to get a girl to sleep with them.

1887. Would you prefer to stay in a motel, hotel, inn, lodge, or resort?
anyone is fine–as long as it’s safe and not seedy.

1888. Have you ever gone scuba diving?
no.

1889. What kind of bread do you like?
the kind with nuts and oatmeal and stuff in it.

1890. Do you usually behave the way you want to?
most times.

1891. How does the idea in your head of what you want to be like match up to the reality of what you are like?
it’s not even close.

1892. Do you realize that in 111 questions this survey will have more questions than there have been years since christ was born?
wow.

1893. Are your air and water as pure as you want them to be?
i don’t know?

1894. Would you ever visit an insect zoo?
no.

1895. Can you enjoy life without stimulants (coffee, ciggarettes, drugs, alcohol)?
yes.

1896. How many hours do you sleep every night?
6 or so?

1897. Is this survey your friday or saturday night date?
heh. no, it’s the sunday morning waking up after the date.

1898. I go crazy when I’m without _______.
food.

1899. Can you do the robot dance?
no.

1900. How much thought do you put into your dance moves?
not much, unless it’s for performance.

1901. Are you able to recognize patterns, habits, routines and break out of them?
sometimes.

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