Posted by: malia | June 24, 2013

5000 questions: part 21 & 22

ooh, like this new look to the dashboard.

Part Twenty-two

2001. Can you believe that we have only gotten through two fifths of this survey so far?
no.

2002. What is your opinion of Dave Coulier?
he’s okay.

2003. If you were to a write a Choose Your Own Adventure book, what would it be about?
oh i used to love these! i even wrote my own when i was in high school. they were just typical teenaged stuff.

2004. What was your best find from a flea market, garage sale, ebay or thrift store?
when my son was into land before time, but at a time when it was not popular, i was lucky enough to find the stuffed animals very cheap. now my niece plays with them, so they lasted a while.

2005. What do you not have enough money for right now?
a lot of things!

2006. Do you believe that Teras for Fears were right when they said, “Everybody wants to rule the world?”
i’m beginning to think that way.

2007. What is the design on your beach towel?
dolphins.

2008. What stirs something deep and animalistic inside you?
horniness.

2009. Have you ever cross dressed (even as a joke)?
no.

2010. Do you own anything with a rainbow on it?
the box my printer ink comes in as rainbow-hued.

2011. What would be the worst object for a child to take on a long car ride with you?
a kazoo.

2012. What’s the Best Beatles song in your opinion?
well, i don’t know about ‘best’ as i’ve not heard all their songs, but i kinda like “i wanna hold your hand.” so nice and simple and lovely and i love that “doon-doon-doon-doon-doon” part.

2013. Why do you suppose that diary sites are more popular with females than males?
because they are more descriptive and wanting to share feelings.

2014. What do these color combinations remind you of:
orange and pink: barbie.
pink and green: this yogurt from tcby–i can’t remember the name now, but it was yummy.
green and gold: we’re the golden sunshines!
purple and gold: chargers.
gold and red: chinese clothes.
red and white: candy canes.
blue and grey: professional suits.

2015. What is one selfish thing you tend to do?
think only about how it affects me.

2016. When do you think technology will catch up with the Jetson’s?
oh, it’ll be a while.

2017. What made you laugh today?
i’ve been watching gilmore girls clips on youtube. luke cracks me up.

2018. Do you ever stick your entries in any of the diary circles?
yes.

2019. Can you freestyle rap?
no.

2020. Are you:
stylish? no.
shiek? um. no, i’m not arabic, nor am i an old man.
smart? well, smart enough to know it’s spelled chic.

2021. Do you find you self only buying brand name products?
no.

2022. Would you ever want to buy an article of clothing or an acessory because you saw a celebrity wear it?
no.

2023. What song do you feel the sexiest dancing to?
“in your room.”

2024. Who do you know who looks silly when they dance?
me.

2025. Sweaty sex or clean sex?
what kind of sex is clean?

2026. Which is more important to you: being kind or being right?
kind.

2027. Can you do any special dances like swing, tap, or ballroom?
no.

2028. Are you scared of monsters?
yes.

2029. Who would you like to remind people of?
um. someone they admire.

2030. Do you walk to school or do you bring your lunch?
i bring my lunch but i don’t walk to school.

2031. Rate your skills from one to ten (10 = you are the best at it):
socializing: 1
making friends: 2
working with computers: 5
arts: 4
crafts: 4
dancing: 4
skating: 2
talking other people into things: 1
writing: 4
living life to the fullest each day: 1
cooking: 1
gardening: 0
cleaning up after yourself: 1
playing poker: 1
surviving in the woods: 1
managing your time: 3
attracting the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer)? -2

2032. Have you ever been to an indian reservation?
no.

2033. What is going to happen tommorrow that you can celebrate, even if it’s a little thing?
library day!

2034. Do you save things for special occassions or is everyday a special occassion?
special occasions.

2035. What is one thing you are terrible at:
throwing things out.

2036. What’s your favorite:
rap song: “rapture.” 😛
country song: does “always on my mind” count? i can just picture my dad sitting and singing this song, while pretending to play the pillow guitar.
industrial song: what does industrial mean?
cover song: i guess because the beatles are on my mind, i really like “twist & shout.” i almost went back up and changed it. 😛
punk song: i don’t know.
odd song: the kind you hear on commercials and they get stuck in your brain. “the birds and the bees are flying in the trees…”

2037. What do you get your teacher or your boss for the holidays?
i get gift cards, usually, and make some sort of snack. my coworkers always rely on me to remember to get something for the other people and to sign all their names to it, but they never ever pay me back, so for the past year, i’ve only been signing my name to the gifts. i didn’t realize how selfish that sounded until i had to say it out loud to a coworker who asked me if i had gotten anything for secretary’s day, and if i could sign all their names to it. i apologized, but she said she understood and went out and got something herself, signing the others’ names to it, and found out what it felt like to be me when no one bothered to pay her back, either, even after sending out reminder emails, nor did they even thank her for getting the gift, even though they happily accepted all the praises about the gift. i told her after 3 years of doing that at every single celebration and never being paid back for it but watching as everyone else get the thanks for being so thoughtful and caring (which they accept happily, without even a nod in my direction), i was fed up and so started to make the things only from myself. i instantly regretted saying that, but now, she knows how i feel, after only one time! heehee.

whoops, didn’t mean to go off there. just another thing that frustrates me about the people i work with.

2038. Do you like to read books by Virgina Wolfe?
i don’t think i’ve read any.

2039. What is your favorite tv show from when you were a kid?
we used to watch a lot of cartoons on saturday morning. i also remembered watching the flintstones every morning while eating breakfast before school. i also loved 3-2-1 contact; i even subscribed to the magazine.

2040. What is now proved was once only imagined. – William Blake.

What do you imagine?
that people are nice to each other.

2041. What has been passed down through at least two generations to you?
self-loathing.

2042. Do we live in a particularly bad age for romance?
well, it’s certainly very different from before.

2043. Have you ever cheated on someone?
no.

Do you believe that once someone is a cheater they can never be trusted?
yes.

2044. Have you ever gone:
christmas caroling? no.
pumpkin picking? yes.
on a hay wagon ride? yes.
on a romantic valentine’s day date? yes.
to a new year’s eve party? yes.
to a memorial day parade? no.
to the Macy’s thanksgiving day parade? no.
to search for gold coins on st patrick’s day? no.

2045. Have you ever done any modeling?
ha!

2046. Would you consider yourself to be psychologically damaged?
no.

2047. How aware are you of the reasons behind your actions and words?
mostly aware.

2048. What is the sickest you ever drank or drugged yourself?
i’ve never gotten drunk or have even tried illegal drugs.

2049. Would you prefer it if clothing was optional?
no.

2050. What is one interesting fact about you:
i programmed a computer game when i was in high school. granted, it was basic, but i was the only one in my class who got theirs working with both graphics and music i had programmed myself.

2051. Are more people depressed because they are alone, or are more people alone because they are depressed?
depends.

2052. Have you ever gotten a mug, t-shirt, key chain, etc. that was personalized with your picture?
i think my mom got me one when i was younger, with me and my sisters on a shirt.

2053. What was the last thing that you experienced for the first time?
pomegranate juice. made me think of grandma. 😥

2054. If you were going to die tomorrow and you were leaving a postcard for someone to read after you were gone what would it say?
save me.

2055. If you were about to be executed what would your last request be?
just one more day.

2056. What kinds of people do you find intimidating?
pushy ones.

2057. How much conviction do you have in your feelings and beliefs?
not much, i don’t think.

2058. In your house where is the:
crazy glue? coffee table.
flashlight? by my bed.

2059. Out of everyone you know who has the most personality?
former coworker.

2060. If you could go back in time to experince a musical movement or era, which one would you choose to live through?
well, again, since they’re on my mind…the beatles coming to america thing. i wonder if i would be all fainting and crying and trying to touch them. hmm.

2061. Do you suffocate people with your love?
no.

2062. Do you feel your life is charmed?
not particularly.

2063. What character do you identify the most with from Winnie the Pooh?
eeyore.

2064. When do you do your best thinking?
in the car. or in bed.

2065. What motivates you?
to try and be better.

2066. Look back at all the people you’ve dated. Has there been a pattern?
yeah.

2067. Things change but what will always remain the same for you?
i suck.

2068. Is divorce something you would ever consider or do you feel that marriage is permanantly binding?
no, which is why i don’t want to be married. i don’t want to deal with the inevitable divorce.

2069. What’s the strangest movie you ever saw?
i wasn’t actually watching it–it was on the screen to the front left of me when i was watching a movie for spanish class. the person to the front left was watching this strange movie with weird images and i couldn’t really focus on the movie i was supposed to watch because i kept looking over at his screen and being intrigued and grossed out by what i saw. but it took me years to find out what that movie was! thank goodness for the internet, otherwise i still would not know it.

2070. If you could go into virtual reality and set up your life there to be perfect and it would seem real but not be real would you trade your life now for the virtual life?
maybe. depends.

2071. Does it seem like life is more difficult for you than for anyone else?
no.

2072. What are you grateful for?
life.

2073. What was a choice that you didn’t want to make but you had to?
probably had to do with my kids.

2074. Have you ever had dental surgery?
yes. :/

2075. At what point exactly are you grown up?
i don’t know the exact point?

2076. If there was a weightloss procedure that would destroy your ability to taste food so you wouldn’t be tempted by junk food, would you have it done?
no.

2077. What is one thing that happened that you never expected?
i never expected to be a single mom.

2078. If you called one of your friends and they said “It’s nothing personal but I don’t want to talk to anyone right now,” would you take it personally?
yes. 😛

2079. What is your favorite girl’s name?
it appears that i tend to like names that end with the ‘ee’ sound, as i was just thinking of the names i like.

2080. Do you ever feel guilty for being more fortunate then others?
sometimes.

2081. If you had to wear a shirt with one word on it for a year, what word would you choose?
‘no.’

2082. What is evian spelled backwards?
naive.

2083. You drop 10 pounds of feathers and a ten pound bowling ball off the top of the same building. Which will hit the ground first?
the bowling ball. the feathers will all scatter in the air and come floating down at different speeds.

2084. Even though you may never get what you want, are you happy because you’re trying?
i guess?

2085. If you started a petition what would it be about?
school.

2086. When was the last time you asked someone to do something and they said no?
probably something i asked my son.

2087. Do bad things happen to you on friday the 13th?
no.

2088. What’s your favorite:
Madonna song? “get into the groove.” or “crazy for you.”
John Lennon song? “imagine.” or “woman.”
Michael Jackson song? “the way you make me feel.”
Doors song? i guess “light my fire.” though i also liked “people are strange.”
Rolling Stones song? oh gosh. i hear it in my head but can’t think of the title.
David Bowie song? “let’s dance.”
Elvis song? “hound dog.”

2089. If you had started a relationship with someone and they said that it would be best if no one knew about it just to see how it goes, would you be offended?
no. that’s kinda typical.

2090. Do you know any self defence?
no.

How about CPR?
i did take a class once.

2091. If you had to look into a mirror and see your naked soul stripped of all delusions and pretenses (Never ending Story style)could you handle it?
no.

2092. Are you a genius?
no.

2093. How did you find out that Santa Clause wasn’t real?
i’m not sure. but i had to keep it the longest because i was the oldest.

2094. Which is your favorite tarot card?
i don’t know tarot cards.

2095. Does the internet seperate people or connect them?
i can see it both ways.

2096. Have you ever written a letter to a soldier?
yes.

2097. Does pain and fear make you feel alive?
no.

2098. Are you:
good looking?
thin?
happy?
successful?
confident?

no to all.

2099. Are you deciseive or wishy washy?
i am not at all decisive.

2100. Do you feel pop stars should be morally responsible to set a good example for their fans?
no.

Part Twenty-three

2101. Are you an optimist?
no.

2102. If you were in the Breakfast Club, which character would you be?
i don’t know the characters well enough.

2103. Who do you have no respect for?
cheaters.

2104. Is the plural form of cactus cactuses or cactii?
cacti?

Is the plural form of penis penises or penii?
penises.

2105. What does your favorite coffee mug look like?
i don’t have one.

2106. Have you ever gotten hurt at a concert?
no.

2107. What age do you think it is most difficult to be?
13.

2108. Do you like to be considered wierd or different?
no.

2109. Do you think you could handle a day in jail?
no.

2110. Is your body an amusement park?
a horror-themed one.

2111. Are dj’s obsolete?
no.

2112. What is the best liquid in existence?
water.

2113. What is turning out better than expected?
hmm. i don’t know.

2114. Who is the most overbearing person you know?
me?

2115. Who does it surprise you that you are close to?
my old buddy. she used to irritate me when i first knew her.

2116. Apparently Eminem got booed at the MTV music video awards because he was making fun of Moby onstage. What do you think of this?
i don’t remember this.

2117. Close your eyes. What do you see?
darkness.

2118. What’s the best Van Halen song?
“jump” from david lee roth era and “right now” from sammy hagar.

2119. What do you picture when you hear the word “Puritans?”
pilgrims.

2120. Have you ever been on a trampoline?
yes.

2121. What do you use batteries for the most often?
wiimotes.

2122. What do you find thrilling?
a good puzzle.

2123. Porch swing. Sunrise. What else could you ask for?
a cup of cocoa.

2124. Do you like William Shatner’s cover of Mr Tambourine Man?
i haven’t heard it.

2125. Where’s the sexiest place to have a piercing?
i have to admit i’m a bit wigged out by seeing piercings anywhere on a male body.

2126. Do you get panic attacks?
no.

2127. How long does getting dressed to go to a club take you?
i don’t go to clubs, but it doesn’t take me long.

2128. What is Adam Ant’s best song?
“goody two goody two goody goody two shoes”

2129. Does your body need improvement or is it just fine?
it needs improvement.

2130. Does watching MTV or reading beauty magazines make you feel bad about yourself?
yes.

2132. What is the most romantic movie ever?
ghost.

2133. Do you think that woman are treated as second class citizens of this world?
yes.

2134. What would you do if you were at a dance club with your signifigant other and he or she got into a fistfight with someone?
hide.

2135. Has anyplace ever asked you to leave?
well, just because they were closing.

2136. Have you ever been openly kicked out?
openly?

2137. Are you permanently banned from anywhere?
no.

2138. Who is your favorite movie director?
i don’t know.

2139. What topic do you hate to talk about?
oh, there are quite a few. politics is a big one.

2140. Are you looking forward to the remake of Willie Wonka and the Chocolate factory or do you think it could never be as good as the original?
is this the johnny depp one or is there another one being planned?

2141. Do you enjoy the band Ministry?
i don’t know them.

2142. What is your coziest article of clothing?
flannel shirt.

2143. What is your favorite word to say?
dunno.

2144. Does your name and your signifigant other’s name feel like one word to you?
no.

2145. Do you like the band the Buzzcocks?
never heard of them.

2146. Can you tell when other people are lieing?
no, unless they’re real obvious.

2147. Do you like to wear glitter?
sometimes. it’s so hard to get off, though.

2148. Would you prefer to wrap your own presents or have them all giftwrapped?
i’m not a good wrapper.

2149. Where do you go when you want to meet new people?
out.

2150. What is the best first sentence to a book, in your opinion?
gosh, i don’t know.

2151. Should fun or safety come first?
safety.

2152. Does mind over matter work for you?
sometimes.

2153. What’s the most weight you ever lost in one year?
40 or so?

2154. What are your feelings about punk and goth?
eh.

2155. Did you ever write something when you were high and then looked at it sober and realized that it was nonsense?
no.

2156. How often do you shave:
(guys) your face?
(girls) your legs?
(girls) under your arms?

yeah.

2157. What word do you often hear people misuse?
irregardless.

2158. Have you ever used somebody?
probably.

2159. Are you paranoid?
sometimes.

2160. What is the best music video of all time?
oh gosh i don’t know. there are so many good ones.

2161. How many Shakespeare plays have you read all the way through?
um 5 or 6, i think.

2162. What was the deepedst religious or spiritual experiance you’ve ever had?
not sure.

2163. What is it like to be you today?
boring?

2164. Do you like to play games?
yes.

2165. Have you made any good friends on this diary site?
no.

2166. Have you met anyone from open diary?
no.

2167. What have you done lately that gave everyone something to talk about?
no one talks about me.

2168. Do you get along with people who annoy you, disagree with you, dislike you, and hate you?
no.

2169. When you ask for something do you make a request or a demand?
i try to phrase it as a request, but i think i can be demanding sometimes.

2170. Who are you a bad influence on?
son.

2171. Who are you a good influence on?
no one.

2172. Who is on your christmas list this year?
same old people.

2173. How many other people do you know of that are doing this survey?
1.

2174. Have you ever intentionally had a one night stand?
no.

2175. Do you tend to get car sick?
no.

2176. What is the legnth of your hair?
um. mid-thigh, about. but i’m going to cut it soon.

2177. Do you like to listen to techno music?
it’s okay.

2178. Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color?
i sprayed it red when i was pebbles for halloween. bright red, not the auburn kind of red.

2179. What do you think of these diary names?
Oculto:
suffer victim:
With A Purpose:
Almost_Famous:
In.The.Name.Of.Lust:
The Phallic Stapler:
SeXyCandace:

they’re okay.

2180. What do you think of these entry titles?
Lesbians … as far as the eye can see:
Why Avril Lavigne sucks:
Call On Jesus:
Buddha-licious:
WeLCome To The JungLe!:
Geektastic:
Should i get an abortion?:

they’re okay.

2181. What do you find beautiful in an atypicaal way?
nature.

2182. What would you PHYSICALLY fight someone over?
nothing.

2183. What was the last thing you were invited to?
nephew’s graduation party.

2184. What do you like
a lot of things?

2185. Have you ever drank:
chartruese?
absinth?

no.

2186. Do you plan your outfits ahead of time, pick them out the morning of, wear whatever was on the floor, or wear what you slept in?
most times i pick them out in the morning, but sometimes i will plan it the night before.

2187. How long have you ever gone without changing your
sheets:

cloths:
underwear:
toothbrush:

i’m really not sure for all of them. the toothbrush would definitely be longer.

2189. What item should not be shared?
well, since i’m thinking about them now, toothbrushes.

2190. How do you keep control of your temper?
i don’t really have a bad temper that needs a lot of controlling.

2191. If you could gain all of your dreams by giving a family member (little brother) to the goblin king who would turn him into a goblin, would you?
no.

2192. Do you like to listen to Duran Duran?
sure.

2193. Do you ever feel the need for MORE than life has to offer?
sometimes.

2194. What is your favorite children’s story?
gosh, there are so many.

2195. Do you think that adult books should have more pictures?
why not?

2196. What was your all time low?
when we were trying to have a baby.

2197. Do you make up songs and sing them to yourself when you’re alone?
all the time.

2198. Do you like to listen to the Smashing Pumkins?
they’re okay.

2199. Do you see the expression of emotion as weakness?
no.

2200. Are you prepared in case of chemicle, biological and nuclear attacks?
no.

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