Posted by: malia | June 23, 2013

5000 questions: part 23 & 24

Part Twenty-four

2201. Do you have a favorite song by The Cure?
yes!!

2202. Are there things you’ve never told for fear that others would judge you?
yes.

2203. Do you have a favorite Glen Miller song?
i don’t know him.

2204. Can sex ever be casual?
yes.

2205. Who was the last person to let you down?
myself.

2206. Do others feel that you expect too much of them?
i’m sure some people feel that way, but i don’t think i ask too much.

2207. Did you forgive the last person who hurt you?
no.

2208. Does one bad deed outshine many good deeeds?
unfortunately, yes.

2209. Would you like to go on television to receive a make-over?
no.

2210. What will no one ever see you do?
cuss.

2211. Are you quick to anger?
no. i get irritated, but not very angry.

2212. Are you slow to forgive?
yes.

2213. Do most people around you have a positive attitude?
sickingly so.

2214. What do you need help with?
cleaning.

2215. Do you know a lot about geography?
some.

2216. Do you take the easy way out of things?
sometimes.

2217. What is your favorite fabric to wear?
soft kinds.

2218. Would you finish this survey if it went up to 10,000 questions?
i was just thinking that.

2219. Would you rather visit the dessert or the rainforest?
i’d much rather have dessert.

2220. What does Domo Oregato Mister Roboto actually mean?
i’m not sure what oregato is. :/

2221. Do you still make a wish when you blow out your birthday candles
yes.

2222. Make a wish now:
okay.

2223. Do you look for four leaf clovers?
yes.

2224. What are you the guardian of?
son. and animals.

2225. Do you treat people differently based on their appearance?
i probably do.

2226. Are you for or against censoring child pornography?
gross.

2227. Are naked child images in paintings more acceptable than photographs of naked children?
no.

2228. Now that we can create such lifelike digital images, do you think it should be allowed for digital child pornography to exist (as in there were no children involved in the porn, it is all digitally made, the kids aren’t real, they just look real)?
still gross.

2229. Do you like wheel of fortune or jeopardy better?
jeopardy.

2230. Are you a fan of the Clash?
not a fan-fan, but i like some of their songs.

2231. How do you feel about Jerry Orbuch’s passing on?
if it’s orbach, i missed him on law & order.

2232. What celebrity are you dreading the future death of?
i don’t want to think about that.

2233. Are you a fan of Joy Division?
i don’t know that i know of any of their songs.

2234. If you were going to ‘make over’ your diary what theme would you give it?
a nice one.

2235. What is your favorite tarot deck?
i’ve never done tarot.

2236. How do you feel about file sharing (especially movies and music)?
i don’t really think about it.

2237. How do you feel about wicca and paganism?
i don’t know a lot about it.

2238. Do you believe that people who practise the above religions are able to accomplish magic?
isn’t it all slight of hand?

2239. If you were given the opportunity to lead a creative writing program for a small group of students in a high school with a low budget in generally poor neighborhood, would you do it?
i love writing, but i suck at teaching it.

2240. If you could pick anyone who would you want living next door to you?
someone nice.

2241. If you were a tarot card which one would you be?
i don’t know tarot.

2242. Should high school cafeterias stop serving twinkies and other fatty foods?
i didn’t know they did?

2243. Would you rather that McDonalds took a lot of fat out of their fries even if they wouldn’t taste as good?
it’s up to them.

2244. Do you neglect your friends when you have a signifigant other?
i don’t think so.

2245. Do you think that an advertisement for a cake decorating set would make good song lyrics?
um. i guess?

2246. Would a band that used this ad for song lyrics take off or just fizzle out?
i have no idea.

2247. Are you more practicle or imaginative?
hee. i think i’m more practical.

2248. Can you see beautiful colors without closing your eyes?
yes.

2249. What are the four best songs or bands to listen to while making love?
i don’t know. i have a few in mind, but i think that would depend on how the other person likes it.

2250. What do you believe in?
something.

2251. What band is so romantic that anyone who listens to them must be romantic at heart?
gosh. i don’t know.

2252. Are you a fan of Roxy Music?
they’re okay.

2253. Can you ever say something that hasn’t been said or do something that hasn’t been done?
no.

2254. When was the last time you were up all night?
sunday night. you’d have thought i had to work the next day. :/

2255. Do you enjoy wasting time?
yes.

2256. Why do people use safe notes?
i don’t know.

2257. Have your gods and idols let you down?
no.

2258. Is a place in the country your ideal?
yes.

2259. Have you ever developed a photograph?
no, but i would like to. i think that would be fun.

2260. Have you ever courted anyone?
no.

Has someone courted you?
no.

2261. What do you waste?
time.

2262. Have you ever silk screened a t-shirt?
no, but i would like to. i think that would be fun.

2263. Is there anything that you tend to make that most people usually buy rather than make themselves?
yeah.

2264. When was the last time that you were neither going to school or working for a month or more?
last summer.

2265. Is alcohol an excuse you use to be yourself for a while?
no.

2266. What is your light at the end of the tunnel?
summer.

2267. Speaking of the light, is the light that people see when they die the random firing of electrons or is it something more?
i don’t know.

2268. Do you ever step back thinking of life’s inner meaning and your latest fling?
yes.

2269. Can anyone guess what band/song I am listening to right now?
yes.

2270. When was the last time you were embaressed?
whenever i see misspellings.

2271. If you were going to have amural painted in your bed room what would you want it to be of?
the ocean.

2272. Is sex more about fullfilling a need or giving yourself?
fulfilling a need.

2273. Do you like your belly?
no.

2274. Do you think more or act more?
think more.

2275. Do you ever think about the price of gasoline?
yes.

2276. What is the healthiest food to eat?
veggies.

2277. Have you ever read:
Jonathan Livingston Seagull?
Ender’s Game?
Memnoch the Devil?

no.

2278. Should there be a mandatory retirement age?
no.

2279. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done on impulse that worked out well?
kiss someone.

2280. List everything you have eaten in the past 24 hours:
i had a salad for dinner, and chili for lunch yesterday.

2281. Do you listen to your intuitions, feelings and tingly sensations?
most times.

2282. Do you know a lot about the city you live in and do you think it’s important to know a lot about it?
i really didn’t until my son had to do a community project a couple of years ago. i learned a lot! no, i didn’t do the project for him, but i had to be the driver. i think it’s important, but most people wouldn’t care. but then again, look how long it took me to learn!

2283. If you were at the Everything in the Whole Wide World museuem what would you want to see first?
whatever the first exhibit is. i would want to go in order so i don’t miss anything.

2284. Have you ever read:
Lost Souls?
The Shining?
Damnation Game?
Pearl Harbor?

no.

2285. Do you have any excercise tapes or dvds?
yes.

2286. Do you own a pair of lucky underwear?
no.

2287. You’ve been feeding a wild cat but it’s annoying your neighbors. You can not adopt it but youu must get rid of it. Which is kinder, taking it to a no-kill shelter that will keep it in a cage for the rest of it’s life or having it put to sleep?
well, i wouldn’t feed a cat anyway, but i guess taking it to a shelter.

2288. Can you spell “mouse” without singing it (at least in your head)?
why would i sing it?

2289. What’s a word people should use more often?
brasslefrat.

2290. What is the longest word you can type using only the top (letter) row of the keyboard?
typewriter? i’m sure there’s more scientific or drug names out there.

2291. Do you listen to other people’s advice?
sometimes.

2292. Would you ever consider putting your entire cd collection on your hard drive and thn selling the cd’s?
no.

2293. What do you think of this survey so far?
it’s okay.

2294. What is one question that hasn’t been on this survey yet but should be?
i’m not a good question-thinker-upper.

2295. Does ‘liberty and justice for all’ mean for all americans or all people?
americans.

2296. What do you believe that you think EVERYONE should agree with?
life is precious.

2297. Does the sound of crickets bother you?
not really. when i first moved here, that’s all i’d hear. but it was welcome, because otherwise it was so darn quiet i couldn’t get to sleep. now i don’t hear them anymore, nor have i seen any around, although the lizard population is up, so i guess i know where they all went.

2298. Is the sound of a fan on at night soothing?
yes.

2299. How do you feel you will likely die?
ugh.

2300. If you were going to run away where would you go?
my room.

Part Twenty-five

2301. Who is the hottest celebrity you can think of?
dreamy sigh.

2302. Have you ever been to the following diaries(on opendiary.com)? If yes, what do you think..if no, then based on the name, does it sound interesting to you?
Hicks:
Shukhevych:
Cinderella:
Oliver:
A tinfoil valentine:
Burning River:
joebeginswithajay:

i have not.

2303. Do you ever get so nervous that you can’t even think?
yes.

2304. Do you sing when there is no music?
yes.

2305. Would you rather cast a spell or say a prayer?
sometimes i wish i could just blink my eyes or twitch my nose.

2306. Why does the US dollar bill have a pyramid on it?
as a nod to the native americans that were here before? yeah, right. :/

2307. Who was the best political leader in history and why?
i don’t know.

2308. What was the first sex toy you ever used?
those gold ball thingies.

2309. If you hated a book, would you burn it?
no.

2310. What are your feelings about pornography?
it’s okay.

2311. What are your feelings about people who are against pornogrophy?
that’s their right.

2312. If you could dance with anyone in the world right now, who would it be and what song would you dance to?
hmm. i think i would like to do a chacha or salsa or something…whatever song is good for that.

2313. What is your favorite flavor of schnapps?
i’ve not tried schnapps.

2314. Finish this sentence your own way. There are two types of people in the world…
but, really, there are more.

2315. What have you saved since elementary school?
drawings.

2316. Have you ever won an award?
yes.

2317. Are you more:
good or evil?
good, i hope.
wise or foolish? probably foolish.
safe or dangerous? safe.
satisfied or envious? envious.
honest or decietful? honest.
faithful or perfidious? wow, what a word. faithful.
sane or mad? sane.
strong or weak? weak.
enigmatic or plain? plain.
aggressive or peaceful? peaceful.
brave or timid? timid.
humane or cruel? humane.
critical or appreciative? appreciative.
temperamental or calm? calm.
sad or happy? happy.
normal or unusual? normal.

2318. How do you feel about Terri Schiavo?
i was kinda suspicious of the husband. i’m sad that she ended up having to starve to death. that must not have felt good, conscious or not.

2319. Do you feel more connected to the sun or the moon?
i always thought the moon, but i have realized lately that when i feel crummy, going out into the sun cheers me up.

2320. Do flaws make people interesting to you?
yes.

2321. Who is your favorite historical figure?
i don’t know.

2322. White bread or wheat bread?
wheat.

2323. Would you rather never have sex again or have sex once with a walrus?
ouch? but then again i bet even a walrus wouldn’t want to with me, so it’d be the first one, anyway.

2324. Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive?
deep sea dive. if i’m in a submersible.

2325. What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
i’m not very kinky.

2326. What is your favorite pick-up line?
i don’t use pick-up lines, nor have i ever had one used on me.

2327. Do you usually do things fast or right?
i try to do it right.

2328. What will the most common halloween costume be this year?
what’s coming out? superman?

2329. What was it last year?
i don’t really know.

2330. Is love a choice or something that can’t be helped?
a choice.

2331. What is youur preffered method of birth control?
vasectomy.

2332. Is there someone you see everyday (or sometimes) that you would like to hug and talk to but you just don’t know them well enough?
hmm. not that i can think of.

2333. Are you or have you ever been in a band?
no.

2334. Here are 4 statements about me. Only one of them is true. Which one is it?
a. I lost my mind doing drugs.
b. I’ve been arrested before.
c. I have 9 cats.
d. I have a children’s book published.

b.

2335. What do you think of the smashing pumpkins?
they’re okay.

2336. Would you wear a thong bathing suit in public?
no.

2337. Hello I love you won’t you tell me your name?
hello, i love you, wont you jump in my game? aww, i liked this song, too. i forgot about it.

2338. If you had to be surgically attached at the hip for two years to either Britney Spears, George W. Bush or an ugly creepy troublesome but nice troll, who would you pick and why?
well, as i said before, i have a soft spot for britney. i kinda want to take care of her, make sure she doesn’t do anything rash or dangerous. plus i could get as toned as her with all the dancing i’d have to do to keep up with her.

2339. Let’s assume that there is a “meaning of life,” a reason for humans to be here on this planet. Would you give up both of your legs and one of your arms if it would mean everyone else would learn the meaning of life?
no.

2340. If you could meet God and talk to him for 5 hours, -or- find out whether or not there is intelligent life on other planets and make contact with them, which would you pick and why? (Note: If you meet God, you will never find out if there is intelligent life on other planets, so you can’t ask God if aliens exist. Also, you would get no proof that you had talked to him or her. And finally, if God doesn’t exist then you don’t get to meet him or her!).
geez. i wouldn’t know what to talk about, so i’d rather learn more about the other planets out there.

2341. Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, or the Breakfast Club?
i’ve only seen two of them multiples times, and the other, not all the way through. i really liked sixteen candles, but i so loved andrew mccarthy so i guess pretty in pink.

2342. Before you read this question, pick a person from your life, any person. (You have to be thinking about someone before you continue!). Would you rather have the ability to watch that person for one hour per day, or would you rather have that person watch you for one hour per day? Who is it and why? (you pick the hour – they don’t know that they are being watched – it’s like there are invisible TV cameras following them around)?
hmm. well i picked my son whom i see almost every single day anyway…he sees me, too, so i don’t know that it would be anything out of the ordinary.

2343. Would you rather be guaranteed to have your dream job or never be heartbroken?
dream job.

2344. Have you thought about death today?
yes.

2345. What is your favorite breakfast?
steak.

2346. What is your favorite classic movie?
i don’t know.

2347. Gold or silver eyeshadow?
silver.

2348. Are you the life of the party?
no.

2349. Do you wish you were?
not really.

2350. Sdrawkcab daer uoy nac?
sey.

2351. If you realize that a student at your school or a colleague from your job has plagerized part of their work from the internet. What do you do?
what can i do?

2352. What does your computer look like when you aren’t looking at it??
um. huh? it still looks the same whether i’m looking at it or not?

2353. If you aren’t looking at it, how do you know it’s still there when your back is turned?
because it doesn’t have disappearing powers.

2354. If you hit an animal with your car would you get out to try and make sure it was okay?
i don’t think so. that would make me too sad.

2355. If it was someone’s cat (collared with address) would you knock on their door and appologize for hitting the cat?
no.

2356. How do you feel about the people who are teased in high school sueing the bullies who teased them for emotional damage?
we are such a sue-happy society.

2357. Do you have an interest in any of the following:
guns:
explosives:
marilyn manson:
trench coats:
the mafia:
death:
satanism:
nazis:
that doom game:

nope.

2358. Do you believe that people live in their own worlds or realities or do you think we all share the same world/reality?
we all share the same world but people do live in their own little worlds.

2359. Do you believe that Nazism was a characteristically German thing, or do you think a similar type of government could spring up in any country?
it has many times, and will many times.

2360. Is your diary in the internet archive wayback machine (http://www.archive.org/web/web.php)?
yes.

2361. When do you get your most peaceful and satisfying sleep?
at night.

2362. What thought gets you out of bed in the morning?
i gotta get up.

2363. Do you get along better with guys or girls (as friends)?
girls.

2364. What does tx81z stand for?
i don’t know?

2365. How many points is the letter Z worth in Scrabble?
10.

2366. In poker, which hand is better: four of a kind or a straight?
four of a kind.

2367. What is the official language of Australia?
english?

2368. On what continent would you find British Columbia?
north america.

2369. Have you been to homestarrunner.com?
no.

2370. What promise could you never keep?
to cuss people out.

2371. No cat has 8 tails.
Every cat has one tail more than no cat.
How many tails does every cat have?
one.

2372. What are you a member of?
society.

2373. If you and your mate were stranded at sea on a scuba diving trip like in the movie Open Water, how would you survive?
i haven’t seen that movie.

2374. Do you feel confident that you would know what to do under emergency circumstances?
no.

2375. Have you ever been stood up?
yes.

2376. Use a similie to describe yourself.
i am as hideous as a troll.

2377. Good. Now use a metaphore.
i am a troll.

2378. Have you ever had an unusual piercing?
no.

2379. Have you ever experianced culture shock?
yes.

2380. Imagine you were trapped in one of the world trade center towers on 9/11/01. Who would you call and what would you say to them in those last few minutes?
oh gee.

2381. Do you ever go to school or work when you feel like you do not look your best??
all the time.

2382. Does doing this effect your whole day?
which effect?

2383. What was the last movie you watched and what did you learn from it?
i don’t remember what the last movie i watched was.

2384. Do you believe that everyone who doesn’t believe in your religion is going to hell?
no.

2385. What is the best thing about winter?
break!

2386. Do you ever shovel your neighbor’s walk?
no.

2387. How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
often.

2388. Have you ever looked back at someone you loved and wondered ‘what attracted me to THEM?’
hee. yes. as i’m sure they all do to me.

2389. What do you think of Drew Barrymore?
she’s okay.

2390. Name one thing you refuse to ever do.
public nudity.

2391. Nmae one place you refuse to ever go.
antarctica.

2392. Do you think people see you more as who you are or what you are?
what.

2393. Pick 3 random letters:
a b c

Now think of the first 3 things that pops into your head that starts with each letter.
apples, bananas, and cantaloupes.

2394. Do you dress more revealing or more to cover up?
cover up.

2395. What does it take to be a ‘real gentleman’?
being considerate.

2396. Where would you go if you were going somewhere you don’t usually go?
outer island.

2397. On the first sept 11th anniversary, the new york lottery’s winning numbers were 9,1 and 1. Do you believe this is fate, coincidence or a conspiracy/plan?
conspiracy.

2398. Have you ever noticed that there is a lie in the middle of the word believe?
yes.

2399. When (and if) people (or animals) go to heaven, do they become angels?
depends.

2400. What is your most important body part?
brain.

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