Posted by: malia | June 22, 2013

5000 questions: parts 25 & 26

Part Twenty-Six

2401. Does love come from the brain, the heart or elsewhere?
the brain.

2402. Have you ever given a shot?

If not, do you think you could give one to a loved one if you HAD to?
if i had to.

Do you think you could give one to yourself?
i think so.

2403. Can you lick your elbow?

Come on, didja try?

2404. If i was going to be talking to you for 10 minutes, what would be something really intersting you know a little bit about but would like to know more??
outer space.

2405. If today was a holiday, what would it be?
well it was a toss up between the rosenbergs and baseball and since the rosenberg one is too controversial, let’s stick with the happier “new york game day” when baseball was first played competitively on this day by the new rules (“New York rules,” which we use today) back in 1846.

2406. If you were amking a mix tape what would you HAVE to have one it?
i don’t know. depends on the theme of the tape.

2407. What do you think of the Sopranos?
i’ve never watched it, nor would i care too–way too violent. well, i did watch the ending scene because of all the talk, but even that showed a couple of images that i *really* did not want to see.

2408. Can you name three good things about the society you live in?
society? hmm. have i been using that word wrong?

How about three bad things?
i’m not sure i know what ‘society’ means, in this case.

2409. Have you ever had a crush on your teacher?

How about your boss?

2410. What is the differance between acting like someone in high school and acting like an adult?
i think most high schoolers don’t think of the consequences, and most adults do. well, some adults, do.

2411. What is the differance between a whopper and a whopper jr?

2413. Do you like:
Run DMC?
the Cure?
the Pet Shop Boys?
Red Hot Chilli Peppers?
Nick cave?
The Pixies?
The Juice Crew?

i don’t know anyone after rhcp.

2414. Have you ever seen a movie in 3D?

2415. How difficult do you think it is for immigrants to come into your country?
i think it’s easy.

How difficult is it for them to become citizens?
if they are good-looking, it’s probably easy–just gotta find someone who will marry them.

2416. Do you have what it takes to go live in another country, maybe for years, where you don’t speak the language as your first language?
i don’t know. i think so.

2418. have you ever died in your dreams?
i don’t think so.

2419. Do you like
Douglas Adams?
Kurt Vonnegut?
Tom Robbins?
Philip K Dick?
Orson Scott Card?

i don’t think i’ve read any of their books.

2420. What clothing size are you?
i like it big.

What size do you wish you were?
i think even if i were thinner, i’d still like it big. more comfortable.

Did you know that Marilyn Monroe was a size 12(and lotsa people think she’s HOT)?

2421. Does science leave room for faith?
i think so.

Does faith leave room for science?
not always.

2422. What book should our political leaders read and why?
i don’t know.

2423. Why and under what circumstances are people more likely to buy brand names ragher then thier generic counterparts?
i’m not sure. i’m not one of those people. it might be out of loyalty.

2424. What is your favorite glass object?

2425. Do you like to window shop?

2426. Have you ever loved someone so much it just turned to hate?
hmm. i don’t think so.

2427. What is arrogance?
the noun form of arrogant.

2428. Are you more liberal or conservative?
sigh. i don’t know. i don’t like politics.

2429. When there is a presidential election in the USA why do we never hear anything about the third party candidtes? Do you even know who they were last time?
i don’t know.

2430. Are you more likely to buy one really nice expensive outfit or a couple of cheap outfits?
cheap ones.

2431. If you could, would you wear everything once, throw it out and buy something new?

2432. Do you believe that people have a responsiblity to be:
good to other people?
good at their job?
helpful to the earth(not litter, recycle)?
aware consumers(not buy animal tested products, not buy products that were made in sweatshops, etc)?
non-wasteful (not spend their money frivolously when they could save it to help others)?
charitable (donatine money, volunteering)?

yes, i think all of them.

Which of the aabove are you?
i’m not good at my job.

2433. How do you feel about the internet?
i’m on it a lot.

Should there be laws and censorship on the internet?
i guess?

2434. Can you think of any questions that aren’t already on this survey?

2435. Does sleep seem like a little death to you?

2436. Have you ever seen(and if yes, what did you think of):
Joy Ride?
Ghost World?
Monsters Inc?
Queen of the Damned?
Office Space?

none of them.

2437. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn’t real?

2438. How many pairs of shoes do have in your closet?
none in my closet.

Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety?

2439. How many lovers have you had?

2440. Have you ever had surgery? For what?

2441. What puts you in the mood for sex?
although i’m very auditory, i’m quite a bit visual, too.

2442. Have you ever been on alcohol or drugs while at school or work?
not illegal drugs.

2443. What do you think of Martha Stewart?
she’s okay.

2445. What do you think of:
British people?
French people?

they’re all people, all proud of where they’re from.

2446. What do you do to cure the hiccups?
hold my breath.

2447. What is the FIRST thing you do when you come home from school or work?
flop on the bed.

2448. Are you a slob?

2449. Do you have a good work ethic?
i guess.

2450. Are you a pack-rat?
kinda. learning to let go…

2451. Do you roll your eyes alot?

2452. Do you prefer b-sides or remixes?

2453. What makes the world go ’round?

2454. Is Blink182 punk or pop?
i don’t know.

2455. Do you remember Fat Albert?

2456. Do you take things slowly, as they come?

2457. Are you laid back or tense?
i think i’m more laid back.

2458. Are you insecure?
a smidge.

2459. Imagine you aare working in a soup kitchen. You are supposed to give each person on the line a half a cup of soup. When hungry people come up to you do you just end up emptying the cabinets for them?

2460. Why can’t ywe give ourselves one more chance?
i don’t know.

Why can’t we all just get along?
i don’t know.

2461. What bands do you want to see live that you have never seen?
hmm. one direction.

2462. Do you like raunchy songs (like that lick ny neck, lick my back, lick my pussy, lick my crack song)?
i’ve never heard that song? geez.

2463. Do you think that the Beatles are still the Beatles without John Lennon?

Would you want to see the Sex Pistols without Sid Vicious?
i don’t know them.

Did you think that the members of Nirvana were smart to reform as the Foo Fighters instead of trying to stay Nirvana after Kurt’s death?
wasn’t it only dave grohl?

2464. Do you like the band Squeeze?
i think i only knew one song by them?

2465. When you are angry or upset do you know you’re being irrational but you can’t really stop?

2466. Is there room in your life for one more trip to the moon?

2467. Where are they now:
Your first best friend in elementary school?
your first crush?
your first boy/girlfriend?
your first love?
your first lover?

i have no idea. i’ve tried looking them up but didn’t find them.

2468. Do you have a lot of self pity?
i guess people would say i do.

2469. have you ever had something really good come out of something really bad that happened to you?
i don’t think so.

2470. Do you like magnetic poetry?
i guess?

If you could make a magnetic poetry set:
what would be the theme?


What would some of the words be?
bright, sunny words.

2471. What is one of your secret delights?
What gives you a cheap thrill?
What is your biggest guilty pleasure?

this could all be answered with one answer. 🙂

2472. Have you ever misinterpreted song lyrics in a funny way (I used to think that ‘wake me up before you go, go’ was ‘wake me up and buy me cocoa’)?

2473. What are the most popular/overused diary names?
i don’t know.

2474. Are you under pressure?
not right now.

2475. How well do you know yourself?
pretty well, i think?

2476. Is ‘soul’ such an old fashioned word?

Is ‘love’?

2477. Name a person you love:

How do you love them? Let’s count the ways…
freely and purely.

2478. Does your place have a lawn gnome?

2479. Do you ever wonder, ‘why me’?
not really.


2480. Is rap a form of poetry?

2481. What’s the differance between a player and a baller?
i don’t know.

2482. What imagery do you get from the words ‘woodsmoke and herbs’?
autumny backgrounds.

2483. How many days until your birthday?
3 months and a few days.

2484. have you ever MEANT to hurt anyone?

2485. What are 3 things you don’t know?
why? how? and for what?

2486. Do you usually feel physically well or unwell?

2487. Would you ever submit your picture to be ‘rated’ on one of those ‘hot or not’ websites?

2488. Why are there hardly ever any fat people in movies?
they’re there, for punchline purposes.

2489. Is there any differance between what’s real and what’s for sale?

2490. Are you funky?

2491. Do appologies always make things all better?
not always, but most times.

2492. Let’s just say that there is a huge ass bomb that can blow up the Whole is set to blow up in 100 years. You can push the button to stop it but if you do you Will die. You only have this one chance to stop it. Do you stop it?
i’m going to be selfish and say no.

2493. Let’s say someone else found the button to stop it instead of you. Do you think it is their moral obligation to save humanity at the expense of their own life?

2494. What’s the silliest name you can think of?
what was that one? talula does the hula or something?

2495. It’s the middle of the night and you are home alone. Someone knocks on the dorr and says their car breoke down and asks to use your phone. What do you do?
i wouldn’t answer, even if it was the middle of the day. but i would call 911 for them.

2496. If a cop pulled you over and asked if he could search your car what would you say?

2497. Are you meek or nasty around cops?

2498. If you were me and I was you then where would we be?
still the same.

2499. What has been the greatest invention so far?

2500. We are at question 2500. Do you REALIZE what this MEANS??!!!
yes. even more misspellings & typos. seems like the proofreading has gone downhill the further i go on.

Part Twenty-Seven

2501. what image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity…..?

2502. Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER?
i don’t know.

2503. If you HAD to go to one of the following concerts, which would it be:
Vanilla Ice
Milli Vanilli

heee. i actually went to a nkotb concert.

2504. Do you believe in manifest destiney?

2505. Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)? Do you ever think ‘well, maybe…’ and actually forward those damn things?

2506. Let’s say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school?

Imagine that in the boys school fifteen boys sign up for calculus. In the girls school only five girls sign up for calculus. Should the girls calculus class be disolved and replaced with an easir one?

2507. Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat is genetically altered (in lots of cases it is!)?
i guess.

2508. What does this world need?
a little peace, love, and understanding.

2509. Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value?

2510. If you drink what kind of drunk are you?
i don’t.

2511, Do you ever ‘convieniently’ forget something you don’t want to remember?

2512. If you have any cousins are you close?

2513. Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)?

2514. What was the first movie you got on dvd?
i don’t own any movies on dvd.

2515. If you’re sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?

2516. have you ever called a:
psychic hotline?
suicide crisis line?
sex line?
dating line?


2517. have you ever placed a personal ad anywhere?

2518. Do guys look good in make up?

2519. What are 5 things you don’t care about?
hmm. like in truly, don’t even care/think about it? or don’t care as in don’t like?


2521. What ‘issue’ do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view?
my kids.

2522. What age do you hope to live until?

2523. Do you like to tie others down during sex?
i have, but i don’t know that i’d do it again.

Have you ever been tied down?

2524. Do you own any “toys”?
not any more.

Do you ever use them?

2525. Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way?

Have you ever spanked anyone else?

2526. Do these questions make you uncomfortable?

Do you like that feeling?

Does it turn you on?

2527. You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)? Which one do you need to reaad?

people. oh wait, that’s people are dummies.

2528. What do your socks look like?
as i’ve said before, i don’t wear socks.

2529. Which of these really famous music artists started their career as a mime:
Alice Cooper
David Bowie
Bruce Springsteen
Frank Zappa

i really don’t know.

2530. Does love float away if you let go?
float away? um. no?

2531. Do you think that most people in today’s society are:
having fun?
comming up with new ideas?
able to think for themselves?
able to really connect with others?


If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is?
i’m a realist.

2532. Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive (think Freud)?

2533. Speaking of Freud, did you know he was on drugs (think cocaine)?

2534. Do you trust psychology as a valid science?

2535. ID: In Freudian theory, the division of the psyche that is totally unconscious and serves as the source of instinctual impulses and demands for immediate satisfaction of primitive needs(sex, food, agressive behavior, drugs, alcohol, yelling, anger, fighting).

SUPEREGO: In Freudian theory, the division of the unconscious that is formed through the internalization of moral standards of parents and society, and that censors and restrains the ego.

So, which one do you express more, your ID or your SUPEREGO?
i guess superego.

2536. Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed?
deja vu.

2537. Can you complete any of the following lyrics:
I stop and I stare too much, afraid that I care too much…
You’re a new and better man, he helps youtounderstand,He does everything he can, he’s….
Took the needles from my arms and put them to the sky…
Top Gun shut down your Firm like Tom Cruise….
Don’t you take it so hard now, And please don’t take it so bad….


2538. How about these?
From around the way, born in ’73, Harcore B-boy named…
And this feeling shivers down your spine, Love comes in colors I can’t deny….
Before he hung up the phone he took a deep breath, stopped, and replied….


When I want you in my arms, when I want you and all your charms, whenever I want you all I have to do is…
dreeeeeeeam. dream, dream, dream.

Silly games that you were playing, empty words we both were saying…
let’s work it out, boy.

2539. Have you ever been to see a ballet?

2540. What is the differance between Satan and Pan?
a lot?

2541. What should a poem be or do if it is a sucessful poem?
like i tell my kids, it should touch your heart. it can also tickle your senses. i know that’s not true of all poetry, but i like to think that. 🙂

2542. When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to?
i guess. i’m so not good at interpreting poems.

2543. Are you an orgasm addict?

2544. Are you a sugar junkie?

2545. WHAT are you DOING?

WHY aren’t you marching in line with the rest of them?
i don’t know.

2546. Do you only hear what you want to?

2547. Are you anal-retentive?

2548. In and Out
Over and Under
Around and ???


2549. What was the last thing you returned to the store?
oh, that reminds me, i am supposed to return something for my sister. when she opened the box, the bottle was cracked and empty.

2550. Why ask why?
why not?

2551. What is your favorite song or artist that is:
new wave:

i don’t know.

2552. What are your feelings about:
Van Gogh?

interesting spellings.

2553. Who else can you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science?
dali? galileo?

2554. Who can you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought?

2555. Why is it called ‘coca cola’?
from cocaine?

2556. Would you ever buy a Ford car?
if the price was right.

2557. Donald or Daffy duck?
donald. despicable!

2558. What is the most memorable thing about Pee-Wee Herman?
the tequila dance.

2559. Lease or buy a car?

2560. Have you met Real Talkin’ Bubba?

Do you love him to death?

2561. Have you ever been in a situation where you weren’t sure if you were seducing or being seduced?

2562. Can you ‘pinch an inch’ on your belly?

2563. Have you ever been to:
a temple?
a bar?
a massage parlor?

just the temple.

2564. Would you ever want to visit Thailand?

2565. What culture are you fascinated by?

2566. Have you ever worn a cape?

2567. What is the difference between ‘nude’ and ‘naked’?
a few letters.

2568. What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)?
a bottle of water.

2569. What makes you who you are?

2570. How do you search for meaning in life?
i don’t know.

2571. If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you?

2572. You are alone with your lover’s diary. What do you do?

2573. You read some and find out that a whhhiiillle back your lover had a crush on someone else, but you two were together. You both still hang out with this person. What do you do?
story of my life.

2574. Are you an old fart?
yes. 😦

2575. What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid?

2576. Why don’t people have more fun?
i don’t know.

2577. Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing?
oh gosh, no.

What pet?

What article of clothing?

2578. Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable?
irrational. i wouldn’t say mildly, though.

2579. Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society?

2580. Is it nap time yet?

2581. Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world?

2582. Do you like trains?
i guess they’re okay?

2583. What’s in Hungary?

2584. have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back?

Has someone ever held you back?

2585. What do you think of the term, ‘organized religion’?
i don’t know.

2586. What do you think of the name ‘Orson’?
it’s okay.

2587. What frustrates you?

2588. Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew..
i thought it was sailed off in a wooden shoe?

2589. Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick?
i wouldn’t.

Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks?
i haven’t ever bought lipstick.

2590. Are you ill?
not at the moment.

2591. Where were you the night of…..oh hell, last night?
at home.

2592. Do you pronounce the ‘er’ sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)?

2593. Do you drink only 100% juice?
i don’t drink juice.

2594. Do you remember the bills you have to pay…or even yesterday?

2595. What duck?
i don’t know?

2596. Do you collect coins?

How about stamps?
i used to, because i had penpals overseas.

2597. wHAT’S the best way to learn a new language?
jUST listen.

2598. Is god in you?
i guess.

2599. Are you in god?

2600. Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting?
i think so.


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