Posted by: malia | June 19, 2013

5000 questions: part 29 & 30

Part Thirty

2801. The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. But what was the question?
how many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

2802. Suggest three new diary circles that you would find interesting:
i’m not sure what a diary circle is.

2803. Buttons or Knobs?
i don’t know? buttons?

2804. What is a juggalo?
i don’t know.

2805. Are you a fan of Crass?
i’ve never heard of them.

2806. If you were going to write a short note to yourself and then put it away and read it in ten years, what would it say?
wow. you made it.

2807. When someone does something that is wrong do you believe that they know in their hearts that they are wrong but they push it down into their subconcious and rationalize away their guilt?
maybe?

When have you done this (if you say never then you are doing it right now)?
sometimes i question the way i talk to kids.

2808. How can a person have sex with someone they don’t love?
very easily.

Have YOU ever?
yes.

2809. What are the paradoxes in your head (that is when you believe two conflicting things to be true)?
well, seeing as how you mentioned it quite a few times, the whole freedom thing, but still having laws that need to be obeyed.

2810. What does each set of two words suggest to you?
pale gravity:
little mornings:
spiritual machines:
eccentric being:
pray attention:
yellow lectures:

i’m just not creative enough to see anything?

2811. What movie would be AWESOME in 3D?
i don’t know.

2812. Why is it important to write and think clearly?
so people understand, especially those that just skim.

2813. A girl and her boyfriend are hanging out. It is obvious they are together. Another guy schmoozes between them and starts hitting on the girl. The boyfriend tells this guy to back off. The guy just keeps bothering the girl.
Do you think the boyfriend would be justified in hitting this intrusive guy?

i don’t think he needs to hit. just move.

A girl and her boyfriend are hanging out. It is obvious they are together. Another GIRL(lesbian) schmoozes between them and starts hitting on the first girl. The boyfriend tells this girl to back off. The girl just keeps bothering the first girl.
Do you think the boyfriend would be justified in hitting this intrusive girl?

again, i don’t think he needs to hit. just move.

If you answered yes to one situation and no to the other one why the double standard?
n/a

2814. What do you think of the name Prue?
it reminds me of charmed.

2815. What would you spend your last dollar on?
food.

2816. Have you ever won an ebay auction?
yes.

If yes for what?
for some hard-to-find stuffed animals.

2817. Would you like it if Blockuster had a drivethrough??
it wouldn’t matter to me.

2819. When was the last time you taught someone somthing and what was it?
we had a lesson of life yesterday.

2820. Why do adults and teens not understand each other?
because teens are trying to be independent and don’t want to be told what to do.

2821. Are you afraid?
of?

2822. Do you trust large drug corporations?
not always.

Do you trust the Food and Drug administration?
i don’t know.

2823. If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound?
yes?

Do you define sound as sound waves or as the reaction between the soundwaves and your ears?
um. i don’t know? sound waves?

2824. Who is full of shit?
what horrible language.

2825. Four of the five senses are routed through a special area to the brain. One sense goes right to the brain and so is a powerful sense involved with memory and emotion. Which sense do you feel this is?
smell?

2826. Are you on a ship of fools or a carousel?
what?

2827. What is your bathing suit like?
flowery.

2828. Whose line is it, anyway?
my favorite show!

2829. Are you more likely to answer a signed in note or a nsi note?
i don’t know what those are?

2830. To be or not to be. That is the question. What is the answer?
hopefully, to be. think about it, but don’t act upon it.

2831. Does beauty exist as a defineable standard or is beauty in the eyes of the beholder?
there’s a definable standard.

Why do you think it is that so many people have the same idea of who and what is beautiful?
because it’s defined.

Where do your standards for judgeing beauty come from?
probably from the media.

2832. Would a war with Iraq help or harm american economy?
hurt.

2833. What is the first thing you would do if you saw a nuclear explosion in the distance?
run.

2834. Would you like to be cryogenically frozen?
i don’t know?

2835. Think of the person you love the most.
Would you be willing to murder a stranger in order to save that person’s life? Why or why not?
oh gee. i don’t know that i could ever kill someone else.

2836. Imagine no possetions. I wonder if you can?
well, there’d be no need for greed, so that would be nice.

2837. How messed up is:
your hair? it was a bit tangled earlier, but i brushed it and have it braided all nice so it won’t tangle again.
your room? very messy now. i have clothes all over the place, as i’m taking everything out of the closet to reorganize it.
your car? my car is pretty okay.
your life? it’s all right.

2838. What are you running out of?
summer 😦

2839. What do you live for?
summer!

2840. How did you decide it was worth living for?
after working with constant criticism, you’d enjoy not being told what to do for a while.

2841. Do you consider some people to be too:
traditional?
conformist?
avant-garde?
smart?
stuck up?
modern?
beautiful?
ugly?
obsessed?
emotional?
petty?
sneaky?
fat?
thin?

i guess?

2842. By what criteria do you judge others?
the way they act.

2843. Do you look at people’s words and actions or the underlying reasons for those words and actions?
underlying reasons.

2844. Which would you rather collect:
simpsons action figures?
kiss gear?
anything with a smiley?
horror movies?

i guess simpsons action figures.

2845. Do you fight for your rights?
to paaaaaaaartayyyy! no.

2846. Would you rather be a construction worker or a crossing guard?
well i like putting things together, but i don’t think i could do the work they do.

2847. What is enought o satisfy you in life?
being with family.

2848. Do you think you have more, less, or average life experiance for your age?
less.

2849. Why go to college?
why not?

Have you considered joining a cult instead?
no.

2850. What’s the last lie you told?
this is my last one.

2851. What celebrity has the sexiest voice of
females? i don’t know. women are mostly just looked at, not asked to speak.
males? gosh. anyone with a british accent. or a deep bass, like barry white.

2852. You are having a party and can invite three celebrities of your choice. The WILL come. Who do you invite?
i don’t know.

2853. Where did you come from?
my mom.

Where are you now?
here.

Where are you going?
i don’t know.

2854. What would you imagine the playboy mansion is like?
big.

2855. Do you blow your nose loudly in public?
i try not to.

2856. Do you help others every day?
not every day.

2857. Bono or Chris Tucker?
bono.

2858. Is it lonely being alone in your head?
no.

2859. What is the worst poverty you have ever seen?
i know it’s not as bad as it is in some areas of the world.

2860. Has anyone ever told you that more than 2 billion people live on less than two dollars a day?
no.

What do you think of that?
that’s sad.

2861. Add a sentance to the story:
Once upon a time there was a man named Arthur and he was brushing his teeth when all of a sudden he saw a bright rainbow utside. So he goes out the back door to take a look and he finds an elf who says “hi.”

2862. Be honest.. do you generally listen or wait for your turn to talk?
listen.

2863. How many fingers do you type with?
9.

2864. What does ‘you think you know but you have no idea’ mean? Where did it come from as a common phrase?
was that from the vh1 specials? like when they go backstage with stars?

2865. Do you think it’s important to give up liberties in order to protect freedom?
i guess so.

2866. Do you think George Bush was elected in a legal way?
no.

2867. Imagine you were dying of a disease…you only had a certain amount of time left with your mte, parents or children. What would you leave behind for them to remember you by?
sigh. i don’t know.

How would you feel if there were drugs to help you live, only you couldn’t afford them?
sad.

How would you feel if people were trying to sell you the drugs at a lower cost but the drug companies made sure they couldn’t because that would cut their profits?
grr.

This senario is going on Right Now.The country is Africa. The disease is aids. The drug is azp (and others). The people are Africans who are very poor and have aids. The large drug corporations won’t sell the drugs at a price they can afford or allow smaller companies to either. Is this acceptable?
no.

What are you going to do about it?
be mad.

2868. Would you ever BUY a new ring for your cell phone that plays a couple of notes of your favorite song?
no. i make my own.

2869. What has completely moved you?
most things do.

2870. If for your next birthday you had a novelty kids birthday party what games would you play at it?
it’s been so long, i can’t think of any games.

2871. How can you keep open toed sandles from rubbing against your toes and making them blistered and raw?
i don’t know?

2872. What happens to socks when they disappear in the drier?
they show up later stuck to other pieces of clothes.

2873. What is the quality of humanity all about?
i don’t know.

2874. True or false – All homophobes are inherently evil.:
i don’t think they’re evil.

2875. Is there anything, besides love, that money can’t buy?
air.

2876. How is your soul?
fine.

2877. What are you committed to?
family.

2879. Are you photogenic?
no.

2880. Can you define these words off the top of your head as if you were talking to someone who didn’t know what they were?
rain: precipitation.
cold: freezing.
green: the color of grass.
sand: small bits of coral.

2881. Why aren’t you naked (or are you)?
because there are people around.

2882. Do you think anoyone is all good or all evil?
no.

2883. Go outside a sec. how many animals are in your yard?
none.

Did you count yourself?
no.

why or why not?
because i didn’t go out.

2884. What household appliance drags you down?
hmm. i don’t know?

2885. try this..write a list of six possibilities of things you could do after you are off the computer. Make sure that at lease ONE thing is something you would be unlikely to ever do.

1. take my turn on running with friends.
2. go to sleep.
3. go back to cleaning.
4. continue answering these questions.
5. drink water.
6. go on a hike.

Now grab a dice (if you have none ask someone to pick a number between 1 and 6) and decide what you will do by flipping it. Then do it!
i got a 2. 😛

2886. Which of the following doesn’t belong with the others and why?
a. garden
b. love
c. magazine
d. death

magazines. they weren’t in the bible.

2887. How old are you?
old. 😦

What age do you feel mentally?
emotionaly?
spiritualy?

still all very old.

2888. Who do you think is more wise:
your mailman
or
a person who has been living on the streets for 12 years?

i don’t really know my mail carrier.

2889. Do you kiss on the first date?
depends.

2890. Would you ever want to be oon:
a dating show(which)?
a game show(which)?
the news(why)?

none of them.

2891. How much money would it take to get you to:
strip to nuthing but a bright orange thong (for guys, orange thongs an string bikini top for girls)and wrestle another person of the same sex in a thong in a pool of jello?
participate in a contest where you drink alcohol as fast as you can until you puke?
sit absolutely still for 2 hours, in nothing but a towel, covered in plaster of paris?
Walk around at your school in bondage gear asking people to spank you on the ass with a huge dead octopus tenticle?
pick your nose and eat it?
smash potatoes with your head?

there isn’t enough money in the world.

2892. Who deserves an appology?
a lot of people.

2893. What wins the award as stupidst lyric you can think of?
i can’t think of anything right now.

2894. Where do you most like to be massaged?
shoulders and neck.

2895. Is your face clear?
no.

2896. Finish this phrase in a humorous way.. Friends don’t let friends…
i’m not humorous.

2897. What present would you bring to the birthday party of an aquaintance?
probably a card.

2898. Is your game on?
no.

2899. What would a song for the deaf be like?
i don’t know. they can still feel vibrations, though, huh?

How about a painting for the blind?
my little one loved to paint.

2900. What is a sure-fire way to get noticed?
go on tv.

Part Thirty-One

2901. have you ever written a letter to:
a friend:
yes.
a lover: yes.
a celebrity: i don’t think so.
congress/house/reps: yes.
the president/leader of your country: no.

2902. Why are ciggarette companies allowed to manufacture and sell ciggarettes when they are so unhealthya nd dangerous?
because they make a lot of money.

They are getting rich on the deaths of the people you love who smoke.
yup.

2903. Do you chat with people in an elevator?
not unless they say something first.

2904. What’s your favorite Jack Nicholson movie?
i don’t know that i’ve seen a jack nicholson film.

2905. Who should play the part of Superman?
i don’t know.

2906. Do you like when your friends and your mate’s friends hang out?
i guess?

2907. Doritos or Cheetos?
doritos.

2910. Do you brush your teeth three times a day?
no.

2911. Should I stop making question swith multiple parts and just count each actual question as a question?
up to you.

2912. What gives your ego a boost?
compliments.

2913. What knocks your ego down?
scoldings.

2914. Live and let live or live and let die?
depends.

2915. What do you think of Damien Hirst’s art piece Mother and Child, which is half a cow in formaldedhyde?
i’ve never heard of it.

2916. Why is it that 70 percent of americans Do Not want to go to war with Iraq and yet we are going to war with Iraq anyway?
because our opinion doesn’t matter.

Is this democracy?
in some people’s minds.

2917. Imagine you have two chices of what life you can live:

One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books.

OR

Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guaruntee you will ever live comfortably.

Which life do you choose?
i guess the first.

WHY?
i want to be comfortable and with my family.

2918. Why is there no ‘Mr. America’ pageant?
because men rule the world, constantly emphasizing that a woman’s looks is what matters the most.

Should there be?
why not?

What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like miss america he would have to be a role model)?
physically fit, clean cut, and does charitable things.

2919. If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist?
no.

2920. Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too?
because it’s true.

2921. What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male aquantance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful?
i would be very upset.

2922. What do you represent?
me.

2923. What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present?
flowers: the giver thinks you like flowers.
slippers: the giver thinks you need new slippers.
candles: the giver thinks you like candles.
diamond necklace: the giver thinks you like jewelry.
gift certificate: the giver rather you pick out what you like.
cash: the giver wants you to use it as you see fit.
books: the giver knows you like to read.

2924. Have you ever completed a paint by number?
yes.

If yes of what?/
ocean life.

2925. How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book?
not long ago.

2926. What have you been caught doing?
dancing.

2927. Does temptation make you do what you love?
hmm. no?

2928. Do you have an gadgets in the house that you don’t know how to use? What?
no.

2929. Do you read the instructions to things or skip them?
skip them.

2930. Will yu ever reach your full potential?
no.

2931. Who is your biggest fan?
i don’t have one.

2932. Who do you take care of?
my son and the animals.

Who takes care of you?
my mom.

2933. Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right?
yes.

If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong?
i guess, if it’s like family or something.

2934. Is it sexy in here or is it just me?
is it?

2935. You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what?
no.

2936. Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What?
some things. i can do a swan. 🙂

2937. How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating’s mom to like her better?
be nice.

2938. What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has?
i don’t know.

2939. Do you like answering questions about:
your life?
your taste?
tv?
music?
art?
politics?
life?
religion?
issues?
sex?
loved ones?
favorites?
objects?
math?
philosophy?
hypothetical situations?
things that require lots of thought?

i don’t like politics.

2940. The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny?
no.

2941. What would you think of a new reality tv game show where real life criminals on death row competed in life threatening tasks for the prize of a reduced sentance?
i’d think it’s stupid.

Did you know that they are considering making this a show?
it wouldn’t surprise me.

Would you watch it?
no.

2942. What was the last song you looked up the words to?
“marry you.”

2943. What Saturday morning cartoons do you like?
do they still have that now?

2944. If anything’s possible, then is it possible that nothing’s possible?
sure.

2944. What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
i don’t know.

2945. Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area?
yes.

If so how?
i wouldn’t leave.

2946. Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders?
would that help?

2947. If you are a girl have you ever experianced penis envy?
no.

If you are a guy would you still want to live if you had to be castrated?
n/a

2948. Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. A the start of the year you tell them, “If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned….(finish the sentence)
to be respectful.

2949. If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers?
i’m not very good at selling myself.

2950. How do you stop pop up ads?
they still come up even with a pop-up blocker. 😦 i especially hate the kind that darkens your whole screen. bleah.

2951. You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don’t buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home???
is that how much a bus costs these days? i think i would go to a shop and ask to use the phone.

2952. How long would it take you to organize your bedroom?
i’m going on 7 days here!

2953. Make up a nickname for your bedroom:
second home.

2954. What comes after: I’ve got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee)
There they are a-standing in a row.
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head…

i don’t know. but they use this on whose line. 🙂

2955. Where ARE the wild things?
i felt like i answered this already.

2956. You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd’s you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd’s do you put in?
they would all be mix cds.

2957. Let’s play Jeapordy. (Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Dooooo-)
I’ll give some answers..you give the questions.
Ready? Begin.
The answer is:

Purple what color is barney?
Yellow what color is the sun?
Candle what represents years on a cake?
Pepsi which company had madonna and michael jackson tout its product amidst a lot of controversy?
Peace what is the symbol hippies are known for?
Lisa what was apple’s first personal computer with gui called?
Cotton what is separated from its seeds in eli whitney’s invention?
Flag what symbol of a country is made out of cloth?
42 what is the meaning of life?

2958. Pick a letter.
List some great words starting with that letter:
whenever i’m put on the spot, i can’t think ???

2959. Is eight days a week enough to show you care?
sure.

2960. Have you told your parents you love them today?
not yet.

2961. What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil?
it’s the one test companies want you to use.

2962. Have you ever cross-dressed?
no.

2963. Are we living ina world without end?
no.

2964. What do you think of that couple that was just on the news who kidnapped a 16 year old girl for a week and forced her to be their sex slave?
sad.

2965. Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition?
bring it on.

2966. Are you singing in the rain?
what a glorious feeling.

2967. Should the sopranos actors ahve been allowed to march in the St Patrick’s Day parade?
they weren’t allowed?

2968. Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate?
regular, i guess.

2969. Is it time to switch to Decaf?
sure.

2970. Why is it that the truth hurts?
because people don’t want to hear it.

2971. How do you feel about:
ticketmaster?
scalpers?

i don’t know? well, i don’t like scalpers, but i don’t know anything about ticketmaster.

2972. What are you guilty of?
a lot of things.

2973. Have you ever done any of the following in order to catch a buzz or get high?
sniffed glue:
sniffed magic markers:
ate paste:
drank Nyquil, rRobitussen or any other Over-the-counter drug:
‘huffed’ (inhaled or sniffed) any kind of fabric softner, cooking spray or other household product:
whip-its:

no.

2974. What gives you inner stregnth?
i don’t know.

2975. ::eyes you suspiciously::Where have all the COOKIES gone?
not me!

2976. What is a good gift for someone you don’t like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really ‘gets’ them somehow?
gosh. i can’t think like that.

2977. If you don’t like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip?
no.

WWhy or why not?
because i’d feel guilty. i wouldn’t give that much, though.

2978. Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie?
pumpkin.

2979. What Race/nationality was Jesus?
caucasian.

2980. What was one evening you’ll never forget?
son’s birth.

2981. Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird:
i don’t know.

2982. Trick or Treat?
treat.

2983. If you had money to burn, what ‘toy’ would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxory boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)?
a computer.

2984. Are you having trouble with aol 8.0?
Or if you don’t have aol…have you ever been to a podiatrist?
no.

2985. If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be?
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

i need to come back to this. i can’t think of 10 right now.

2986. When people lose weight, where does it go?
that’s what i wanted to know. i was told the cells just shrink.

2987. Your mate/partner/wife or husband/longterm boy or girlfriend/etc. has SOMEHOW gotten his or her FAVORITE celebrity’s attention. Your sweetie has always thought this celeb was so sexy and now the celeb kinda fancies your sweety as well(although the celeb is not interested enough to stick around for more than one night). Your sweetie wants to have a one night stand with the celeb. Knowing that this is your sweeties one and only chance to bang (or even hang out with) a celebrity (ESPECIALLY their FAVORITE celebrity) you would say:
you can hang out but if you ‘bang’ her, then we’re through.

2988. Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film?
no.

if yes, what one(s) and what did you think?
If no, aren’t you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time?
not really.

2989. What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potatoe, grain, whole wheat, etc)?
those multi-grain ones are pretty good.

2990. Are you emotionaly articulate?
no.

2991. Does everything happen for a reason?
yes.

2992. Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever?
yes.

If yes, than aren’t they still with you even when you are gone?
i don’t know.

2993. Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent?
what?

2994. Can you think of a door that has closed in your life?
yes.

Can you think of a window that has opened?
no.

2995. What does this mean to you: ‘Necessity is the mother of invention’?
when you need something, you invent something to help it along.

Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of:
courage?
survival skills?
independance?

hmm. i guess?

2996. What helps you to get over a Major heartache?
if it’s a crying headache, ice cream! 🙂 otherwise i just try to sleep it off.

2997. Can you depend completely upon yourself?
i don’t know.

have you ever tried?
i guess?

2998. How can you tell the differance between the end of one part of your life and the beutiful begining of the next part?
i don’t know.

2999. Have you ever read an stories by Kate Chopin?
no.

If not, I suggest that you do.
okay.

3000. Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren’t looking for anything (or anyone)?
sometimes.

woo! 3/5 done!

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