3001. What is your half-birthday?
3002. When is your un-birthday?
all the other days.
3003. Do you like movies about:
the meaning of life?
anything that’s not scary or violent or sad.
3004. If you said yes to any of the above you should see Donnie Darko. If you HAVE seen it, what’d you think?
i haven’t seen it.
3005. If you were going to write a book what would it be about?
i don’t know.
3006. Is radio obsolete?
3007. Do you feel like you are entitled to have things without working for them?
3008. If yes than why do you believe you feel this way?
3009. If no, have you noticed that a lot of people around you feel this way?
yes. i was just talking to my son about this yesterday.
3010. If yes than why do you believe they feel this way?
because other people enable them.
3011. “An eight track sterio, a color tv in every room and a half a pievce of dope everyday. That’s the american dream, nigga'”
How do you feel about the above quote?
sorry, it’s not my dream.
3012. What is it from?
i don’t know.
3013. What year is it from?
i would say from the 70s, with that eight-track tape reference.
3014. Do you believe that you will someday be famous?
3015. What is YOUR IDEA of success?
3016. Do you believe that you will be successful?
i don’t know.
3017. Will you be successful without hard work?
3018. What brings you bad luck?
Is it true that you:
3019. Claim to be goth, punk, prep, emo or any other lable? no.
3020. Claim that your opinion is RIGHT? not always.
3021. claim that your religion is RIGHT? no.
3022. Claim to be a fan of a band when you really only like a few songs? i guess.
3023. Do ANYTHING to fit in or be accepted by ANYONE? no.
3024. REFUSE to listen to the ideas or thoughts of others? no.
3025. tell others to shut up? no.
3026. say I HATE (insert any band)? no.
3027. say I HATE (insert anything)? sometimes.
3028. Only appreciate certain things that you LIKE? i guess.
3029. like only one style of music? no.
3030. like only one style of clothes? no.
3031. hate a style of music? hmm. no.
3032. hate life? no.
wow. making these all separate numbers now, huh?
3033. Is it true that you:
3034. don’t listen when parents, elders or authorities talk? no.
3035. do everything parents, elders and authoritys tell you? almost always.
3036. do things or want things because it looked cool on mtv? no.
3037. hate everyone? no.
3038. hate everything? no.
3039. hate disco? no.
3040. hate rap? no.
3041-3045 These question is for the guys
You are at her home with her. Both of you have drank a little wine, enough to loosen the inhibitions while not getting tipsy. You have snugled on the couch and it’s a good time for bed. You’ve been romantic, but you’ve not made any big moves on her. You’re not sure if you are up to a night of love making or even if she’s in the mood.
She goes to the bedroom to put on something more comfortable… When she returns she is wearing an outfit that looks great on her and you notice that she has her hands tied in front of her, with a scrunchee…
She stands in front of you and giggles nerviously. You search for words to express how you feel, but before you can get any words out she gets on her knees in front of you and reachs out to hold your hand with both of hers. Your eyes find hers…
3041. How do you react to this?
3042. What message do you think she is sending?
3043. What do you do next?
3044. Is this a good way for her to approach her fantasy with you?
3045. If not, what would be a better way for her to approach you about wanting to be controled during sex(consider that just outright talking about it might be hard for her)?
3046-3050 These questions is for the girls
You are at his home with him. Both of you have drank a little wine, enough to loosen the inhibitions while not getting tipsy. You have snugled on the couch and it’s a good time for bed. You’ve been romantic, but you’ve not made any big moves on him. You’re not sure if you are up to a night of love making or even if he’s in the mood.
He goes to the bedroom to put on something more comfortable… When he returns she is wearing an outfit that looks great on him. He sits next to you. You kiss and kiss. You move your hands down his body to his chest and start unbuttoning his shirt but he stops you and whispers seductively..’A good slave unbuttons them with her teeth..and you do want to be my slave, don’t you?’ 3046. What do you do?
3047. How do you react to this?
i would go home.
3048. What message do you think he is sending?
3049. Is this a good way for him to approach his fantasy with you?
3050. If not, what would be a better way for him to appraoch you about wanting to be in control during sex (consider that just outright talking about it might be hard for him)?
i would want to be prepped beforehand, rather than just sprung up upon like that.
Is it true that you…
3051. are politically correct? sometimes.
3052. are too nice to say how you feel? well, i don’t know that it’s ‘too nice.’
3053. don’t think the world government affects you? no.
3054. think that all people who are fat are ugly? no.
3055. think all people who are thin are shallow? no.
3056. think you are getting solid information from advertisements? no.
3057. don’t research the products you use? no.
3058. believe that the lives of the people you love are somehow more important than the lives of the 6 billion other peeople in the world? i guess.
3059. believe that the lives of your country men or woman are somehow more valuble than the lives of people from other countries? no.
3060. believe your ideas are somehow worth more than the ideas of others? no.
3061. repress things rather than deal with them? sometimes.
3062. mindlessly self indulge ? sometimes.
3063. think there is only one right way? no.
3064. think that this one right way could possibly be right for ALL of the 6 billion people on this planet? no.
3065. Decide something is UNTRUE just because you don’t AGREE with it or you don’t LIKE it? no.
3066. What do you think of the out-dated chinese custom of foot-binding (tieing a baby girl’s toes under her foot, even if you have to break the bone, making her walk with her toes under her foot(or hobble) because chinease men like small fett)?
well, it’s outdated, so that’s good.
3067. What do you think of plastic surgery?
3068. Is there a difference between foot binding and plastic surgery? What?
well, one, i don’t think the baby has a choice.
Are there any similarities between foot-binding and plastic surgery? What?
making yourself beautiful for others.
3069. Would you be likely to continue reading a book that began: ‘It was a bright, defrosted, pussy-willow day at the onset of Spring, and the newlyweds were driving cross-country in a large roast turkey.’?
3070. If I don’t quit smoking then I will sing a song.
If I sing a song then I either play an instrument or run a mile.
I do not play an instrument or run a mile.
Therefore I quit smoking.
Is this a valid argument?
3071. What came first, the acorn or the tree?
3072. What is surrealism?
i think it was an art movement.
If you were putting together a surrealist work of art, what would you do?
i’m not sure. i’d have to look up surrealism again.
3073. What did you do on Halloween?
nothing out of the ordinary.
3074. Some bees have made a comfortable nest for the winter inside your air conditionar. How would you remove the air conditioner from the window?
i don’t know?
3075. Why is quiet contemplation important?
so you don’t get distracted.
3076. Do you spend lots of time in quiet contemplation? How about any time?
If not, what distracts you?
3077. What is the lowest you have ever felt?
there have been two periods.
3078. Who has changed your life dramatically for the better?
3079. Is all you christmas shopping done?
3080. Who is the greatest writer you can think of and why?
i don’t know.
3081. Are people either good or evil?
3082. Can people be BOTH good an evil?
3083. Is there good in a rapist or a murderer?
Is there evil in Mother Thereasa?
3084. You are in a classroom setting. A teacher has asked for a surrealist project. One person comes in with cards. Each card has a picture. Some of the pictures are a breast, a penis, a urinal, open heart surgery, a woman sucking on a vaccum tube, etc. On the back of each picture is a phrase like ‘Fuck you and all of your lesbian fish eating friends’ or ‘people who speak in metaphors oughtta shampoo my crotch’. The artist asks each person to take a random card, go around the room and at their turn hold up the card with the picture side out and read the phrase on the back.
Would you do it?
How would you feel about it?
What do you think the artist’s intent is?
to shock you.
3085. Are you satisfied?
3087. How fast do you drive?
3088. What do you want that you don’t need?
lots of stuff. 🙂
3089. What do you have that you wish you didn’t?
3090. What does it mean when someone suggests that you don’t own your possettions, they own you?
wow, that’s an interesting spelling.
3091. Where do you get motivation?
i don’t know.
3092. Did you ever wanna get with one of your teachers?
i’ve had a few daydreams.
Did you ever actually get with one?
3093. Have you ever had this happen, where one day you completely believe one thing and the next day you don’t believe it anymore?
If yes, do you lie about your change of beliefs in order to appear consistant?
3094. Do you hide things about yourself from others?
If so why?
it’s not interesting.
Is it because you are afriad they will be scared?
Or because YOU are scarred?
scarred by what?
3095. Do you recognize that some part of you is evil or do you feel like you are all good?
i don’t think i’m all good.
3096. If everyone were flying flags and putting up yellow ribbons in honor of the people who died in a war and someone put up black bows and ribbons all over the top of therir house what would you think?
Would you want them to take it down?
it’s their house.
3097. Is a foot massage meaningless or does it have implications?
i don’t know? depends on the person, i guess.
3098. Are you sick of technology yet?
3099. After tattoos and piercings, I believe the next big thing will be implants (horns, metal plates, etc) and after that will come genetic alteration (wings, purple skin, etc).
Would you have any of this done to you?
Would you let your kids have it done?
What do you think the next big thing in body modification would be?
i really don’t know. i’m surprised all the time.
3100. What’s the most insulting thing you could come up with to say to someone?
i try not to.