Posted by: malia | June 17, 2013

5000 questions: part 32

Part Thirty-Three

3101. Would it bother you if your priest, rabbii or other religious leader (teacher if you are not religious) started wearing a plain black mask all the time? If yes, why?
it might, at first, because i would want to know what’s wrong, but once i knew, it wouldn’t bother me.

3102. Where do you look for the answers?
the internet.

3103. If you are driving and someone honks at you does it ruin your whole day?
yes. 😦

3104. If you are driving and you get angry at another driver do you
yell at them through their and your closed window?
open the window and yell at them?
throw things at them?
stop the car and start a fight with them?
do something else?

i visualize them getting a flat tire.

3105. I’m in the right lane on the parkway. There is an exit only lane on my right. A car pulls out from behind the pack into the exit only lane. When that car gets to the exit he is right in front of me only one lane to the right of me. Instead of exiting the parkway he tries to creep back in in front of me. I get pissed and honk the horn. He (I keep saying he but I couldn’t tell) throws up his hands as he slides in front of me. I think this is funny and toot again. He throws up his hands again. I do this about three more times and each time I toot he throws his hands in the air. Then my exit clomes up and I have to get off. From the time he got in front of me until I got off the parkway we drove approx. 20 feet. What you think about this situation?
that is funny. i don’t like when people are that selfish and use the exit to speed up to cut in front of everyone else. this is when i imagine their tire blowing out. 😉

3106. Do you live in reality or in your ‘own little world’?
reality.

Which one is better?
there are good parts to both, but if you’re off in your own little world, i think it is more of a slap in the face when you have to deal with reality.

3107. Who’s your favorite soprano?
i think i’d say julie andrews. she has beautiful tone; her voice is so clear. although people like mariah carey and celine dion can hit the real high notes, there’s something about julie andrews’ voice that is just so beautiful. plus she’s awesome in regards to literature. 🙂

3108. Why is there porn geared towards straight men, gay men, lesbians but none really geared towards straight woman?
because, once again, men never think about what the woman wants. (the lesbian one is not for women–it’s for men.)

3109. Is there more to being human than chemicles and impulses? If yes, what?
huh?

3110. What if all the boys in jail could get out now together?
i’d hide.

3111. If your shoes could talk what would they say?
ouch?

3112. How many windows are in your house?
4.

3113. Did you walk around your house and count them all?
no.

If not what did you do?
just visualized.

3114. Do you think people store memories as pictures or words?
hm. i think more as pictures.

3115. If you got sent to jail who would your one phone call be to?
mom.

3116. Pick a movie you have seen: grease.
Give a 2 sentance review about it using the word ‘go’:
it’s about a boy and girl that kinda go out but then not really as the boy is too ashamed to be seen with her. but, in the end, he decides his image doesn’t matter and he’s willing to change his image and go to her to apologize and win her back.

3117. Pick a song you like: “one thing”
Give a 2 sentance review of it useing the word ‘come’:
it’s a ‘boy band’ song that comes from the u.k., but it’s catchy and just makes you feel happy inside. at least, that’s the feelings that come forth from me. 😛

3118. Pick a person you like: son.
Give a two sentance description of them useing the word ‘lunchbox’:
a lot of people say my son is very serious and always seems to be thinking. i get to see the other side of him–the one that still owns a pokémon lunchbox and talks sweetly to the animals.

3119. What do these 3 words have in common: hippo, camp, us?
together they are a part of the brain where your memories are.

3120. If you could save time in a bottle, the first thing that you’d like to do is..
to save every day until eternity passes away

3121. Who is the most powerful person in the world that you can think of?
i don’t know? i guess the president? but he doesn’t have much control over other countries.

3122. If you were designing a mini-golf hole what would it be like?
boring.

3123. Why do you think certain people become targets for teasing in school or exclusion at work?
i wish i knew.

3124. Why, in essays, is the word ‘I’ not allowed to be used when it is our own PERSONAL thoughts being expressed?
i always wondered that, too.

3125. What song would you like your doorbell to play?
“who can it be now?”

3126. Would you rather watch MTV or play GO FISH?
well, with today’s mtv, i’d rather play go fish.

3127. What is an itch?
something that needs attending to.

3128. Why did the holocost happen?
people are greedy.

3129. Would you be capable of torturing another person?
no.

3130. How did Hitler’s army do this and still believe they were good people?
i don’t know.

3131. Do you like poetry to rhyme?
not always.

3132. Does ‘jewish’ describe a race or a religion?
that’s something i’m not sure of.

3133. How tall are you?
not very tall.

3134. If Hitler was capable of such cruelty to others, and he is human, does that mean that all humans are capable of this cruelty?/
i guess so.

3135. How long have you ever gone without sleep?
repeat?

3136. Is a mouse a miracle?
i guess?

3137. there are alcoholics, chocoholics, shoppoholics, practically anything can be an ‘oholic. What’s your ‘oholic?
sleepoholic.

3138. Does heaven have aphone number?
no.

If it did would you call?
no.

Who would you ask to speak to?
n/a

What would you say?
n/a

3139. Fortune time!!

1,2, 3, or 4?
if 1: 5, or 6?
if 2: 7 or 8?
if 3: 9 or 10?
if 4 11 or 12?

i ended up with 11.

Now pick a letter between A and G:
if A: 13 or 14?
if B: 15 or 16?
if C or D: 17 or 18?
if E or F: 19 or 20?
if F: 21 or 22?
if G: 22 or 23?

20.

———

you should now have two numbers. look at both numbers below and combine the sayings to get a fortune.

5: you are a very loving person
6: you will become very rich
7: you are too hard on yourself
8: cats will bring you bad luck
9: gremlins will eat all your cheese
10: you are going on a trip
11: someone you don’t know will be watching you
12: you will get what you want

13. and your life will be filled with romance
14. but you will fall in love with a babboon
15. and salt is lucky for you
16. or you will inherit a cough medicine factory
17. and you will not come back
18. and you will lose the remote
19. or your favorite team will win
20. and you were born under a lucky star
21. but the next person who leave you a note is attracted to you
22. and you will have a stalker soon
23. or your best friend will take you to a movie

someone you don’t know will be watching you and you were born under a lucky star.

3140. Do you vote?
yes.

3141. Are you always honest with yourself?
no.

Were you honest when you answered that question?
yes.

3142. What kinds of diary names or entry titles make you specifically NOT want to read that diary?
repeat.

3142. Is writing an online diary more about being honest about yourself or entertaining your readers?
i guess i look at it as more entertaining the readers. i don’t have any, but i think that’s what i think of, which is why i can’t just write–i feel it has to be worth something.

3143. What are you the last of?
me?

3144. Who do you really appreciate and what have you done lately to show that you appreciate them?
my mom. i visit her often and help her out, buy her groceries, etc.

3145. When people do good deeds are they really doing them because they are a good person or because they want to feel like a good person? Or both?
my boss told us this once–that we do what we do not because we’re good people, but because we like to feel good about ourselves.

3146. Somewhere far back in the survey I asked if Bill Gates or Mothe Thereasa was more successful. The most popular answer I have seen is ‘it depends on how you define success’. Well, this survey is about YOU isn’t it?
heee. i think i wrote that exact same line.

So how do YOU define success?
you also asked this earlier.

3147. Are people making up reality as they go along?
no.

3148. You may need a calculator for this one. Think of your weight. Divide it by 2.2
multiply the answer by .8
What do you get?
That is how many grams of protein you need to eat every day to stay healthy. Do you think you eat enough?
i think so.

3149. What is your feeling about republicans?
they only think about themselves.

3150. What do you need to do?
clean.

What do you need to stop doing?
wasting time.

3151. If you were to start a club, what club would you start?
procrastinator’s club. i’d never get around to starting one.

3152. Are your hands and feet always cold?
no.

Maybe you have bad circulation.
i probably do.

3153. Have you ever been prank called?
yes.

If yes, what was the situation?
i can’t remember. but people would call and say weird things. my mom kept a whistle by the phone so whenever we got one, we’d just blow the whistle real loud into the receiver. or, when we first got caller id, my dad would call them back and pretend he’s with the police.

3154. Have you ever prank called someone?
no.

If yes, what was the prank?
n/a

3155. Have you ever gotteen into a conversation with someone when they or you have dialed a wrong number?
no.

3156. Have you ever just sat alone with no distractions for a whole hour and thought about things?
all the time.

If yes, does the universe open up when you do this?
not really.

3157. Are you a genius?
my answer is still no.

3158. If you were going to design the PERFECT signifigant other…what flaws would you give them?
wanting to clean everything himself.

3159. If you answered NO to 3157, why do you doubt yourself?
i don’t doubt myself.

3160. RARRRR!!! Scared ya, didn’t I?
yes.

3161. Do feelings and ideas come from inside the mind or outside in the culture?
i guess both.

3162. When you have a feeling or an idea:
do you trust it? not always.
Even when people are telling you that you are wrong? that is why i don’t.
Even when people are laughing at you for it? 🙄

3163. WHAT IS YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME? (YOUR MIDDLE NAME BECOMES YOUR FIRST NAME AND YOUR LAST NAME IS THE NAME OF THE STREET OF THE HOUSE YOU GREW UP IN):
WHY THE YELLING?

3164. What is the differance between spirituality and religion?
i feel like i answered this already.

3165. What is the speediest way you know of to get over a cold or flu?
i use zicam, and it works! it’s probably psychological, but i think it works. 🙂

3166. Who is your favorite comedian?
i don’t know.

3167. What do you think of Winona Ryder’s court case?
which one is this?

3168. What was your last nightmare about?
work.

3169. Who are the people in your neighborhood?
the people that i see every day.

3170. During what decade was popular music the most emotional?
what do you mean?

During what decade was popular music the bes?
’80s!

3171. How did Frederick Douglas, escape slavery against all odds?
i don’t know?

There were thousands and thousands of slaves around him, why did only he manage to learn to read and write?
i don’t know?

3172. Do you download porn? (be honest!)
no.

3173. Why is ‘go suck an egg’ or ‘your grandma sucks eggs!’ an insult?
i don’t know?

3174. Life is:
I am:
I am not:
But I want to be:
And I wish I could:

3175. What is the highest achivement anyone could ever achieve in this department?
spiritual:
physical:
emotional:
with their humanity:

i really don’t know.

3176. Can you give step by step instructioons on how to think deeply?
no.

3177. DDid you ever see the Wizard of Oz with the sound all the way down while listening to pink Floyd’s The Wall?
no.

If yes, did you see what everyone says goes on when you do that?
n/a

3178. Let’s say you were writing an application for potential new friends.
What three questions would you ask (and what would you want the answers to be)?
i am so not a good question-asker.

3179. Which two words of the following words goes together the best and why:
mullet, brocollii, community, blue, phosphor, hammer, ocean, hand

ocean blue?

3180. Are you dyslexic?
no.

3182. Are you overwhelmed?
yes.

By what?
clutter.

3183. ‘My natural elasticity was crushed.’
What does that mean?
i have no idea.

3184. What is humanity evolving towards, do you think?
i don’t know.

3185. Are you good at cracking codes?
no.

,t y dsud yp Ftoml upit ,o;l
I’ll give you a hint. Y really means T.

i’m thinking the hands are off a bit on the typewriter, but i can’t figure it out.

3186. How many holes do you have in your body (ex. mouth)?
millions.

3187. Now there are ads on taxi cab hubcaps. Is there ANY free space LEFT to put more ads onto taxis???
i guess?

3188. What’s the worst place to have a scab?
on the bottom of your foot?

3189. Do you pick your scabs?
yes.

3190. Who’s goin’ chicken huntin’?
not me.

3191. post ‘it’ note
what does ‘it’ stand for?
whatever it is you are going to post.

3192. What is a tragedy?
something sad.

3193. Where is guam?
pacific ocean.

3194. Are you bubbly?
no.

Do you drink bubbly?
no.

3195. Do you have caller ID?
yes.

If you do then do you only answer the phone after looking at it?
yes.

3196. Bewitched or Jeannie?
this is the great debate! i liked bewitched as jeannie was just all oh master! but i like jeannie’s clothes, and blinking is much easier than wriggling your nose.

3197. When will you be able to just do what you want to?
when i’m done cleaning!

3198. How do people live with the fact that their time is short and priceless yet they get paid too little to waste too much of it?
i don’t know.

3199. OOGA! Make your best cave-pperson sound!
okay.

3200. Who tells better gossip, your best friend or your answering machine?
i don’t have an answering machine.

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