Posted by: malia | June 15, 2013

5000 questions: part 35

Part Thirty-Six

3401. How well can you read between the lines when others are talking?
not very well.

3402. Would you ever speak in front of your peers about peace and social injustice?

3403. Where does peace begin?
with yourself.

3404. Does Aamerica practice the ideals it preaches?

If yes when and where? n/a
If not, why not? i don’t believe there’s justice for all. heee. sorry, that reminded me of metallica.

3405. In conversations do you assume that you know what will be said?
hmm. i don’t think i do? maybe i do.

If yes, isn’t this a form of closing yourself off to new ideas?
i guess so. or just knowing the other person well. or knowing yourself well to know how the other person will react.

3406. In what ways are you closed minded?/
in a few ways, i guess.

3407. do you prefer beans or rice?
well, i like soy beans? otherwise, i don’t really eat either.

3408. who’s a better tv dad?–dr. huxtable (bill cosby) or danny tanner?
danny tanner would so not like me because i’m not a neat freak, but if he’s going to be the one to keep everything tidy, then that’d be good. 🙂 otherwise, i’d choose dr huxtable because then i could laugh.

3409. detroit or new york?
i really don’t know much about detroit, so i’d say new york.

3410. What’s your favourite Star Wars movie?
the ewok one.

3411. What’s your favourite Star Trek movie?
i haven’t seen any.

3412. How about Batman?
Indiana Jones?
Lord of the rings?
harry potter?
star wars?

i haven’t seen any of these, and i already answered the star wars one above.

3413. If you could ask one question and one question only to the following people, what would that question be:
Saddam Hussain?
George W Bush?
John Lennon?
an alien?
Someone you knew who has died?
Steven Speilberg?
JD Salinger?

i am so not a question-asker. i think i would just ask, “how are you?”

3414. Have you seen AI (artificial intelligence)?

If yes, what were the beings at the end of the movie?

Do you see this as a possible future for humanity?

What’d you think in general?

3415. If a-l-k-a-s-e-l-t-z-e-r spells ‘relief’ how do you spell:
love? l-o-oh-v-e l-o-oh-v-e l-o-oh-v-e love! remember that? my heart goes bump bump dee ump bump…
happiness? v-a-c-a-t-i-o-n
evil? i’d add a d in front.
sexyness? i would spell it correctly.
yummy? s-t-e-a-k

3416. Have you ever been to a Braodway show?

What one?

3417. Nighttime shows or matines (sp?)?
i would go for the cheaper one, so i guess the matinee.

3418. How are your family get-togethers, loud and rambunctios or quiet and formal?
well, i wouldn’t say formal, but it’s pretty quiet.

3419. Would you be able to survive shippwrecked alone on a desert island?
i don’t know. probably not.

3420. Speaking of islands, does Gilligan EVER get off his?
i’m sure he gets off.

3421. What movie has the BEST soundtrack?
well, i haven’t seen a lot, and only because i just heard a song from it the other day, i’m thinking dirty dancing.

3422. Do you ever go into chat rooms?
all the time.

If yes, what ones?
usually hawaii ones. sometimes those pertaining to my age.

3423. Is english your first language?

If not…How you say hello in your language: n/a
another word in your language + english translation: n/a
boob in your language: n/a

3424. Make up a religion (make it up): okay.
what would it believe: in itself?

3425. Create your own country-
Name of country: eck
Ethnic background: eckan.
Language (make it up): eckese.
Other details:

3426. How would you celebrate these holidays?
Dogs in Politics day:
Magic circles day:
Be bald and free day:
National mole day:
Syliva plath day:
Increase your psychic powers day:
Waiting for the barbarians day:
Air day:

as long as i get the day off, i’d celebrate any day.

3427. -Why do you think Steve got kicked off Blue’s Clues:
he wanted to grow a beard.

3428. Hooked on heroin or hooked on phonics?

3429. -Have you ever taken an insanity quiz and said, “Hay, thats a good idea!”

3430. – Have you ever covered yourself in blood and layed down on the side of the road to make it look like you were in an accident?

You don’t know what you’re missing.
i think i do.

3431. Can you flare your nostrils?

3432. -do you want to swim in a vast lake of gatorade? or, any other beverage for that matter?

3433. -have you ever sneezed at the same time everyday, consecutively, for over 3 months?

3434. -how did the first person discover that pigs feet would be so good that we call them a delicacy?
he was hungry.

3435. -why did the first person to ever eat pigs feet eat them?
he was hungry. you don’t want to waste.

3436. -do you like the idea of ‘like father, like son’?
i guess?

3437. Put the following musical acts in order from best to worst by numbering them..(1 for best, 2 for 2nd best, etc… 20 for worst).
Joan Jett:
David Bowie:
the Bee Gees:
The Doors:
Iggy Pop:
Adam Ant:
the Clash:
Led Zeppelin:
Tom Waites:

it’s hard to rank when you don’t know half of them?

3438. Would you rather be an evil dictator or a sitcom family member?
sitcom family member.

3439. What is the wave of the future?

3440. What’s your favorite old movie (before 1990)?
before 1990 is old??? hmph.

3441. When someone tells you that their signifigant other lives REally Far you ever suspect that they are single and making someone up?

3442. Alaska or Hawaaii?

3443. Why did Kentucky Fried Chicken change their name to KFC?
so people wouldn’t fixate on the fried?

3444. What is there no place to hide from?
i don’t know?

3445. Which makes you happier, giving presents or getting them?
getting is nice, as i don’t get them often. i feel like i’m always giving, and not getting anything in return, so to finally get something would be nice.

3446. What can you never have just one of?
potato chip.

3447. What comes to mind when you think of Hulk Hogan?/
long blonde hair and mustache.

3448. What would you be the patron saint of?

3449. Do you still look at the world with wonder like you did when you were a kid?

3450. For 5 seconds clear your mind. Good. Now write the first thing that you can think of!:
how do you clear your mind?

3451. When was the last time you ate too much?
hmm. i can’t really remember.

3452. Describe the sexiest person you can imagine:
straight blaine.

3453. What have you seen that’s…bizzare?
hmm. i can’t think of anything right now.

3454. Are there any stores or brands or products that yoou boycott?

What and why?
a certain store that only helps you if you’re cute.

3455. Do you want things to REALLY get out of control?

3456. Are you too tense?
i don’t think so.

3457. Where would you be without love and bubblegum?
i don’t know.

3458. Why aren’t comic books popular anymore?
i don’t know.

3459. Think of one friend (who?): who what?
When is the last time you saw each other? several years.
Do they smoke? no.
Do they believe in God? yes.
When you first saw this friend what was your impression? nice.
Their age? same.
The top five things you think they think about? 😦

3460. Do you say what you mean?

Do you mean what you say?

3461. Could you eat meat if you had to hunt it yourself?
i don’t know. probably not. 😦

3462. Order from greatest to least importance: spirituality, creativity, intellect, great body, open-mindedness, magicalness, great dancer, interesting dresser, wit and cleverness, niceness, stability
in other people? or me?

3463. Complete the sentence.
When a problem comes along You must: whip it! into shape! shape it up! get straight! go forward! move ahead! it’s not too late! to whip it…whip it good!

3464. Pick the two most important attributes for food– fast, cheap, tastey, healthy
well, for me, cheap and healthy is good. which they aren’t.

3465. What do you think is the best metaphor for romantic relationships? (e.g. a car wreck, a cruise):

3466. Kittens or no kittens, that is the question.
no kittens.

3467. Is gaining 15 lbs in a night possible?

3468. Do you get emotional watching movies?

3469. What amkes you feel nostalgic?
the past.

3470. Do you feel like you’ve been misplaced?

3471. Have you ever fought someone, just for fun?

3472. What gives you an adrenaline rush?

3473. What would you do if you loved someone more than anything else, and you could never have them?

3474. Rank these events in order of best/most exciting to boring:
drinking and dancing to your favorite music at a club: 9
taking a walk in the woods and a bath in a stream: 8
having great sex: 3
winning the lottery (one mil): 2 up it to 100 mil, and this will be #1 🙂
getting followed home by a stray animal: 6
meeting someone interesting to talk to: 4
seeing your favorite band in concert: 1
seeeing aa broadway show: 5
halloween: 7

3475. Can you keep a secret?
almost always.

3476. Where is the tenderness?
where is it?

3477. What’s one song you REALLY like from the:
30’s? i don’t know?
40’s? i don’t know?
50’s? “hound dog” is stuck in my mind for some reason.
60’s? i’m sure there’s others, but because i just watched a marathon of golden mouth organ winners, all i can think of is “love me do.”
70’s? because i’m thinking of blaine from an earlier question — “silly love songs.”
80’s? way too many.
90’s? they kinda mesh with the 80s for me, at least the first few years of the ’90s.
00’s? not sure if this is ’00s but i kinda like “hey ya.”

3478. Would you rather have a video phone, an electric scooter, or a digital camera?

3479. If a ban on all violent video games was put into effect, would you be outraged by this decision?

3480. In your opinion, is violence in society inescapable?
i don’t know.

Why or why not?
i’m not sure.

3481. Have you ever mimicked a violent “action” from a video game you’ve played towards another person, whether it was to harm or just for play?

3482. Do you believe the violent content in video games influences aggressive and/or violent behavior in younger children?
not sure.

3483. What makes life a bitter sweet symphony?
i don’t know.

3484. Name four things that aare AWESOME:
well, i can’t think of something that would be AWESOME. i guess i use the word too often.

3485. What’s the most creative/funny answer you can come up with for this question: What are you doing?
i’m not creative or funny, so it’d be something like “nothing.”

3486. Can you imagine this world going on without you?

3487. Are you the only person who really exists?

3488. Is everyone else a figment of your imagination?

3489. Or are YOU a figment of my imagination?
yes. 🙂

3490. Can you prove you exist?


3491. What do you HAve to get off your chest?

3492. If you cheated on someone would you confess to them?
i wouldn’t cheat.

3493. Is it true that at least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you?


3494. Are you in therapy?

3495. Do you go shopping on black friday?

3496. What is the bane of your existance?

3497. Better movie: Weird Science or Caddy Shack?
didn’t see either.

3498. Who’s the big winner?
i don’t know?

3499. What are the 3 funniest:
music videos? hmm. can’t think of one.
Movies? i’m not sure what i think of as funny is what others think of us as funny.
songs? um. probably silly ones we sing.

3500. Guess what?


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