Posted by: malia | June 14, 2013

5000 questions: part 36

Part Thirty-Seven

3501. Is ‘no glove, no love’ your STRICT policy?
no.

3502. What is the best Epic movie (examples of epics: ben-her, gone with the wind, last temptation of christ)?/
I don’t know that I’ve seen any.

3503. Finish the sentance.

Hey, Hey we’re the: monkees
People say we: monkey around
But we’re too busy: singing
The time to hesitate is: through
You’re too: good to be true
It’s a nice day to: start again

3504. Have you ever had ‘missing time’?
I don’t think so?

3505. Have you ever sent an electronic greeting?
yes.

3506. If you could send anonymous tips to people you knew who would never ever find out who sent them who would you send the following tips to?
doesn’t know when to leave:
poor crotch hygenie:
talks to much:
band/art/dream is going nowehere:
most likely to get arrestted:
needs to get their life together:
bad taste in clothes:
bad taste in music:
needs a hobby:

I don’t know that I’d send out any?

3507. Are you more likely to download porn or disney movies?
neither.

3508. What is it with people?
ikr

3509. Do you eat too much sugar?
I try not to.

3510 Imagine you have aband. Let’s name your band.

Adjective:

Animal(plural):

Your band name is (adjective) (animals) Under Glass!

Could be better?

Let’s try again.

Adjective:

Noun (plural):

Your band is (adjective) (nouns) With Puppets

interesting.

3511. Are you desperate but not serious?
more adam ant?

3512. Was there a time when you were younger and it took less to get you excited?
well I get excited now, too.

What did it take then?
going anywhere.

What does it take now?
getting new stuff.

3513. Remember learning to write in elementary school?
We spend 2 years learning to print..then they throw that out the window and teach kids cursive. Why?

because print is what is in the books.

If cursive is so important and easy to read then why aren’t books printed in cursive?
it’s not easy to read; it’s easy/faster to write.

Why aren’t cursive computer fonts more popular?
it’s not easy to read.

Why do buisness forms always say ‘please print’?
it’s easier to read.

Schools are so preoccupied with teaching kids the complicated but traditional skill of cursive writing that more emphasis is put on that than on teaching kids how to clearly express their ideas through writing. I move that cursive writing become a jr. high school elective instead of a grammer school priority. Who’s with me?
someone has issues? honestly, we don’t teach cursive at our school. why, when things are moving more towards typing?

3514. Can you think of anything else (besides cursive writing) that is unhelpful, or unuseful, yet traditional and unquestioned? What?
men.

3515. Name one female celebrity who you would guess wears size ___ clothing:
0?
5?
12?
16?
20?

why female?

3516. Have you ever been to a place where the restrooms were named in a clever way rather than just saying men’s and woman’s? I’ve seen Hens and Roosters, Bart and Lisa, Dudes and Babes…what have you seen?
I can’t think of any.

3517. What is the ‘message’ or ‘point behind’:
Fight Club?
Donnie Darko?
AI?
Minority Report?
Solaris?
A Walk to Remember?
You’ve Got Mail?

I didn’t see any of these.

3518. have you seen, and what are your thoughts about these movies:
Drumline?
The Hot Chick?
Maid in Manhattan?
Star Trek: Nemesis?
About Schmidt?
Evelyn?
The Guys?
Intacto?
The Jimmy Show?
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers?
Gangs of New York?
Two Weeks Notice?
The Wild Thornberrys Movie?
Smokers Only?
Treasure Planet?
The Santa Clause 2?

I have not seen any of these.

3519. START this sentance: ….and I think to myself, what a wonderful world.”

I watch them bloom for me and you

3520. What is:
insanity?
chaos.
normal? the norm.
farenheit? I don’t know.

3521. Tell us about yourself in the third person for a bit:
okay.

3522. If someone breaks a law, should they be punished if they did not know it was a law?
depends on the law.

3523. If it’s so much easier to learn languages when we are very young (and it is, something to do with the developing brain) why do they wait until jr high and high school to teach them?
I don’t.

3524. Name a band you sort of like: okay.

You are wearing that band’s t-shirt in a store. SUDDENLY some guy you don’t know comes up to you and goes, “Hey! You like (insert name of the band here)??!!”

This is obviously a really stupid question because if you didn’t like them you wouldn’t be wearing the t-shirt. Your witty reply is: no.

3525. If you were organizing cd’s in a music store what section would you put each of the following in (don’t forget the ‘bargain bin’ section!):

Blink182
Depech Mode
Weezer
Led Zeppelin
The Doors
Avril Lavigne
Nelly
Manfred Mann
Iggy Pop
Pink Floyd
Guns N Roses
Shakira
Britny Spears
Tool
Ozzy Osbourne
Madonna
The Rolling Stones
The Beatles
Motley Crue
Bon Jovi

honestly, id probably do it alphabetically.

3526. Does coffee stimulate your mind or body more?
I dont drink coffee.

3527. Can you do ‘six degrees of seperation’ to anyone famous?
no.

3528. What’s the oddest thing in your home?
me.

3529. Do you find it odd when people who are not handicapped use the handicapped stall:
in the bathroom?
in the parking lot?

no.

3530. Do you sometimes find yourself talking to yourself?
yes.

Do you answer yourself back?
sometimes.

3531. In your head do you call yourself ‘I’ or ‘you’ or both?
both.

3532. What is the best excuse for why you haven’t done your homework?
there is no excuse.

3533. Someone tells you ‘well there are black people, and then there are n*ggers’. What do you think?
I don’t understand.

3534. Does culture shape behavior or does behavior shape culture?
both.

3535. What determines whether a person will be:
intelligent?

pretty?
happy?
sucessful?

I don’t know.

3536. What is social loafing?
I don’t know.

What is groupthink?
I don’t know.

3537. I have an idea. let’s change the english language by making the words fewer, shorter and more concise. What do ya think?
be my guest.

3538. What are the physical symptoms of:
joy?
a smile.
fear? cowering.
shame? hanging head.

3539. Here’s the scenerio…your little eight year old brother is hangin out in the house when you come in..and catch him watching the playboy channel!
What do you do/say?
I’d tell my parents.

He says, “Why can’t I watch this?” What is your response?
I’d leave it up to them to respond. :p

Why do you respond that way?
it’s not my place to control my brother.

3540. Who REALLY has a higher sex drive, girls or guys?
depends.

How can you tell?
you can’t.

3541. are you usually carefree?
no.

3542. Do you generally prefer reading to meeting people?
yes.

3543. Do you often long for excitement?
no.

3544. Are you mostly quiet when you are with others?
yes.

3545. Do you often do things spur of the moment/
not often.

3546. Are you slow an unhurried in the way you move?
sometimes.

3547. Would you do almost anything for a dare?
no.

3548. Do you hate being in a crowd who plays jokes on one another?
yes.

3549. Do you enjoy wild parties?
no.

3550. Have you ever paid for something priced more than $5.00 in only change?
no.

3551. Is rascism still a big part of our culture?
yes.

3552. A drawing was shown to a person. The drawing showed a black man in a buisness suit standing next to a white man holding a razor. The person who saw this drawing was white and was asked to describe it to a second white person who had not seen it, who described it to a third, and so on. By the end of six rounds the final report often placed the razor in the hand of the black man and it is claimed he is waving it threateningly. What do you think of thiss?
interesting.

3553. How many famous people cxan you name who committed sucicide?>
i’m not sure.

3554. Do you have OCD?
no.

3555. Are you more anxious or relaxed?
i can get anxious at times.

Insecure or secure?
i’m not very secure.

Socialble or with drawn?
withdrawn.

Original or conventional?
i guess i’m more conventional.

3556. Are you more emotional or calm?
people will say i’m more calm, but i think i’m more emotional–just not so out about it.

self pitying or content?
i guess i pity myself a bit too much.

Fun loving or sober?
can you not love fun and be sober at the same time?

Imaginative or down to earth?
i guess i’m rooted to the earth.

3557. Are you more Friendly or aloof?
people will say i’m aloof.

adventurous or cautious?
i’m more cautious.

Broad or narrow when it comes to interests?
i like a lot of things.

recptive or closed to new ideas?
depends. mostly receptive, i think?

3558. Are you more good natured or irratble?
things do irritate me.

soft hearted or ruthless?
i’m not ruthless.

well organized or disorganized?
i’m not WELL organized. just a little.

Dependable or undependable?
i think i’m dependable?

3559. Are you more courteous or rude/
i try to be courteous.

sympathetic or tough minded/
sympathetic.

hardworking or lazy?
i tend to get lazy.

ambitious or easy going?
easy-going.

Anxiety Inscurity Emotionalism and Self Pity are traits of a neurotic personality.
Sociable, fun loving, friendly and adventurous are traits of an extraverted personality.
orignality, imaginative, broad interests, and receptive are traits of an Open personality.
Good natured, soft hearted, courteous, and sympathetic are traits of an agreeable personality.
Well organized, dependable, hardworking and ambitious are traits of a conscientious personality.

3560. Do men and woman have little or a lot in common?
little.

3561. Do you feel like any of the teachers you’ve ever had have REALLY cared about educating you to think for yourself?
yes.

Do you tend to try harder if they DO care?
of course.

3562. Have you ever been stereotyped?
yes.

As what?
quite a few things.

3563. Have you ever been dsicriminated against?
yes.

For what?
being a woman.

3564. How often is your school and/or job closed due to weather?
not very. 😦

3565. Who do you know that you believe does not masturbate?
i don’t know.

3566. Does a cloned human being have a soul?
i don’t know.

Why or why not?
i don’t know.

3567. Finish the sentance: As the world turns..I only have one concern…that:
it keeps on going.

3568. What group in history has been the most oppressed?
natives.

3569. Have you read any biographies?
yes.

Whose?
a bunch.

3570. What are you obsessed with?
a few things.

3571. Break out your decoder ring..(no hints this time)! t3ii9 8 i9f3 697 29h5 697 53ii j3 6974 hqj3?
you already know my name.

3572. Do you crack your:
knuckes? no.
neck? no.
back? no.
other? no.

3573. Of the following powers which 2 would you pick for yourself? The ability to fly, breathe under water, turn invincible, change into animals, freeze and restart time, never gain weight unless you want to, heal people with your touch, have orgasms that last for an hour
although i would love the first two, i’m really intrigued about being able to freeze and restart time. i saw a twilight zone episode like this (well i don’t know that she could restart time, but she could freeze it) and had always wished i could do that, as well.

3574. Do you chew your penciles and pens?
no.

3575. Can you tell the exact point where your back ends and your butt begins?
yes.

3576. When you are bored do you picture everyone eround you naked?
no.

3577. What are some great holiday gift ideas for
guys:
girls:

whatever they like.

3578. Who looks better naked, men or woman?
i don’t know.

3579. Do you sit in chairs or fall into them?
sit. unless i’m tired. or upset.

3580. Has anyone ever
screamed your name during sex? no.
moaned your name during sex? mm.

3581. Hershey’s kisses: mint, almond, hugs, plain. other?
i don’t think i’ve tried the mint, but i think i would like that one. i like the almond one.

3582. What’s the best slurpee flavor?
pepsi.

3583. What are five movies that you think someone would have to be living under a rock in iceland to not have seen?
um. i guess i live under a rock in iceland.

3584. Of these words, which ones are funny:
beets?
cumquat?
pit?
Piss-capades?
fuzzy?

i guess if you’re beavis or butthead…

What are some other funny words?
kerfuffle (“with two uffles!”).

3585. Do you give good massages?
no.

3586. What songs have been ‘stuck’ in your head?
a few. the latest is strangely enough by a group that once sang to get out of my head.

3587. What don’t most people know about your job?
because they don’t understand.

3588. Is there anything you won’t say unless someone else says it first?
yes.

3589. Do you need a little chrsitmas?
no.

3590. Fake or real tree?
neither.

3591. Is your refridgerator running?

You know what to do.
yup.

3592. How can you explain when there are few words you can choose?
i don’t know.

3593. Who can it be now?
is it the man come to take me away?

3594. Where HAS Joe Dimaggio gone?
i don’t know.

And why does our nation turn it’s eys to him?
huh?

3595. How often do you get headaches?
i used to get them a lot, but since cutting sugar out, i very rarely get them. but the past couple of days, i’ve had them bad; i don’t know if it’s the heat or the blood pressure.

3596. Have you ever woen fake eyelashes?
yes. spooked my kids out. 🙂

3597. What could you spend 24 hours ina row doing?
sleeping.

3598. Is it Friday yet?
almost.

3599. Do you remember There was a time (ahaha) when people on the street were walking hand in hand in hand?/
they used to talk about the weather, making plans together, days would last forever…come to me, cover me, hold me…

3600. Do you talk to inanimate objects?
yes.

Do you try to get them to answer you?
no.

Have they ever answered you?
no.

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