Posted by: malia | June 11, 2013

5000 questions: part 40

Part Fourty-One

3901. What is the most annoying tv ad?
oh gosh there were so many a while ago, but since i rarely watch tv, i don’t know of any current ones.

3902. If you died, how would you hope others would remember you?

3903. Name 2 questions that you will most likely never say ‘no’ to:
1. are you a girl?
2. what is your name?

3904. What is the softest part of your body?
i don’t know.

3905. What family do you want to see in place of the Osbournes when they finally stop doing their show?
i don’t really have an interest in those types of shows.

3906. If you could pick 3 bands to go on tour together who would they be?
is it okay if they don’t match?

3907. What is a main differance between western and eastern philospohy?
i don’t know.

3908. Would you be fooled by Joe/Josephine Millionaire?
well, i would never be on a show like that, but if it was just like a real life thing, i might.

3909. Do you believe Michael Jackson does innoprpriate things at his Neverland Ranch? Like what?
i don’t know.

3910. What do you think of gov. Ryan who cleared out Illinois’ death row?
i don’t know about this.

3911. Would you want a $500 gift certificate to:
Kmart or Target? either. they are the same to me?
Macy’s or Hot Topic? macy’s. i’m too old for hot topic. 😦
Border’s Books or Spencer Gifts? aww. border’s. *sniff*
Victoria’s Secret or Frederick’s of Hollywood? frederick’s.

3912. What do you think of this website:
i haven’t seen it.

3913. Man vs Elephant. A zookeeper was treating a constipated elephant. He gave her too much laxitive. Suddenly everything exploded out onto the zookeeper. He was knocked to the ground where he hit his head on a rock and got knocked out. There he suffocated under a pile of elephant dung. True story. Is it a funy story?

If yes, what is funny about it? Why is it so taboo to laugh at death?

3914. What are your favorite five things from this list:
alternate realities, animals, astronomy, birds, camus, cats, cheap trick, cocaine, cooking, costumes, dancing, elvis, gambling, greta garbo, james dean, jeff buckley, joy division, marilyn monroe, mixed drinks, moody blues, morrissey, mozart, my bloody valentine, orbital, pizza, playing flute, prince, radiohead, rummy 500, scrabble, table tennis, talk talk, van morrison, writing

animals, astronomy, cooking, dancing, writing

3915. Do you have to read lots to be able to write well?
i think it helps.

3916. Vanilla ice. Everyone loved him, suddenly everyone hated him. What was the deal??
his attitude.

3917. If you could kick one person out of the grammies who would it be (Avril, Eminem, etc)?
no one.

3918. Studies have revealed that when sending out a resume a person has a 50% higher chance of getting a responce if their name is white sounding than if it is black sounding. What do you think about this?
i wonder if that’s true.

Why do companies respond this way?
i don’t know.

3919. Should Big Fat Greek Wedding really be a Big Fat Greek sitcom?
i don’t know? i haven’t seen it.

3920. What are you addicted to?
various games at one time or another.

3921. What fascinates you?

3922. What is fascinating about you?

3923. Personality wise, is anything the same for all human beings and if so, what?
hmm. basic life functions?

3924. What kind of a contest woud you have a shot at winning?
grossest person alive.

3925. You see a dirty punk kid who had a giant cowboy hat on who is rolling his own cigarettes. Your impression?

3926. What would you never want to have more than 2 of?

3927. Is there a movie you just could not finish watching? What and why?
there were several. i just lost interest.

3928. Is there anyone that you love and want to be around for no explainable reason?
i guess?

3929. Would you go to times square for new years?
it’s a bit too crowded for my liking, but i guess just to experience it would be nice.

3930. Do you think that there are to many signs blocking up the scenery?

3931. Did video really kill the radio star?

3932. What was your favorite atari game?

3933. what is your favorite neon color?
sky blue.

3934. Do you get depressed eveytime it rains? If yes, why?

3935. ‘The more you admit that all your actions are robotic, the less robotic you are.’ What does Tim leary mean by this?
i don’t know?

Do you agree or disagree and why?
i don’t know?

How much of your actions do you admit are robotic?
i don’t know.

3936. Are we not men?

3937. Is it easy to be you? Would being someone else make it any easier?
no. i don’t know if being someone else is easier. we all have our own little complications.

3938. Why are sex religion and politics such taboo subjects?
because there’s so many strong, opposing feelings for them.

3939. Is there really a differance between republicans and democrats?

3940. Imagine someone has a great personality, sense or humor, family and job. they also really really like you a lot. Would you consider dating them if they:
were fat?
were a midget?
had hiv?
were paralized in one arm?
had a glass eye?
had only 6 months to live?

i admit the only having a little while to live would make it hard for me to consider dating. i don’t want to get too attached only to lose him. 😦 that would include the hiv one, too. the rest i don’t have a problem with.

3941. What makes you experiance nostalgia?
almost everything.

3942. What do you remember about these historical figures:
Woodrow Wilson? world war i.
Hellen Keller? was deaf and blind.
Christopher Columbus? sailed across the atlantic to prove the world was round.

3943. Out of the above three figures, one is a huge racist, one is a socialist and one is a slave trader. Can you guess which is which?

slave trader:

no, i can’t.

3944. Betcha they didn’t tell you that in american history. Wilson, Keller and Columbus are painted as heros, impossibly good, ideal people. Why are so many things ommitted from and lied about in american history text books?
i don’t know.

3945. Do you drink super caffinated energy drinks?

3946. eminem or moby?
i don’t really know moby.

3947. spongebob or the animanicas?
i don’t know animanicas.

3948. Why do people rush to grow up only to wish they were a child again?
i don’t know.

3949. Why do people sacrifice their health to obtain moneya d then use the money to restore their health?
i don’t know.

3950. Jetsons or Flintstones?

3951. What are you saving up for?

3952. Would you rather improve your cooking, creativity, body,logic or charisma?
charisma, though sometimes i question my logic.

3953. Is it more important to have stregnth or speed?
hmm. i guess strength.

3954. What is your favorite thing to do each day?

3955. When you are driving do you ever feel like turning the car towards someplace unfamiliar and not comming back?

3956. Have you ever gone to lunch at a job and never gone back to the job?

3957. What kind of a dining room set defines you as a person?
i don’t know?

3958. Kiss, with or without the make up?
doesn’t matter.

3959. Madonna or Courtney Love?

3960. Are you down with james Brown?

3961. Do you believe in miracles?

3962. Are you living a lie?
i guess.

3963. If you had to give up one would it be caled ID or call waiting?
call waiting.

3964. Are you ready to switch to an electric or solar powered car?

3965. What is the greatest band of the 90’s?
i don’t know.

3966. What’s the appeal of Alley Mcbeal?
i don’t know.

3967. Fill in the blank.
___ aint the kind of place to raise a kid.

3968. What song goes: starry eye surprise, sundown to sunrise, we’re gonna dance all night to this dj’ and who is it by?
i don’t know.

3969. What ever happened to the mtv vj Kennedy?
i don’t know.

3970. if you could sing with one band for a day what band and what song would you want it to be?
i can’t sing.

3971. Josie and the PussyCats or Jem?
i never watched either.

3972. Wouldn’t oyu like to be a pepper too?
be a pepper.

3973. Britney spears, school girl or sexy, which do you prefer?
school girl.

3974. Would you get married on tv?

3975. Where do you go looking for the secrets of life?
the internet.

3976. What is the fuel for your soul?

3977. Why do people watch american idol (I think it’s for Simon)?
i don’t know. maybe for simon, but he’s not on any more?

3978. What makes life sweet?

3979. What does it take to make a great band?
good music.

3980. What do you think of when you hear the word ‘devo’?
whip it. whip it good.

3981. What song or movie represents the 80’s for you?
hmm. there are so many. i don’t know.

3982. What song poem or other piece of writing would you want read when you died?

3983. Is a stable job home and family pretty much your goal or do you want more than that and WHAT?
i guess it’s pretty much my goal.

3984. What tv show that is no longer on tv do you miss?
the mole.

3985. Remember when Chris from nirvana threw his bass in the air and hit himself in the head with it?

3986. What commercial is really annoying you(almonds, want some almonds, you’re a big fellow aren’t you)???
um. wasn’t that the first question of this set? someone must really be annoyed…

3987. Nominate a rockstar for president:

3988. Who amazes you?
a few people do.

3989. What’s the best musical act to come outta your own country?
i don’t know.

another country?
i don’t know, but i would guess the country to be the uk.

3990. Is your life glamorous and exciting?

3991. Greatest oldschool rap artist: i don’t really know rap artists.
greatest newschool rap artist: ditto.

3992. DJ Jazzy jeff or Will Smith, which persona?
i don’t know dj jazzy jeff’s persona?

39993. Ever try yoga?

3994. Are you a brick shit house?
that’s not nice.

3995. What products do you use?
i hardly use any.

3996. How good do you look?
not very.

3997. Tonight you’re going to party like_________

3998. Have you ever written a song?

if yes did you record it?

3999. What would you like to have 999 of?
100,000 dollar bills.

4000. Do you own a metal detector?

80% done!


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