Posted by: malia | June 9, 2013

5000 questions: part 42

Part Fourty-Three

4101. What is the most difficult thing you have ever overcome?
hmm. i think it was that hellish year i had at work. it was very emotionally-draining. i had a lot of health problems as well. also, my mom got really ill. it was tough dealing with all that and then also having to deal with stalkerish parents who did everything they could to make me feel like dirt. i lost a lot of my confidence that year. i also could not eat because of the stress, i became severely depressed, and my health was failing. on top of it all, my boss would not let me quit or even transfer. i never thought i’d be able to finish the year out, but i did. it hasn’t made me stronger, though. it’s made me, if anything, more paranoid and self-doubting.

4102. What is more imporatnt, how much someone has achieved or how far they have come to achieve it?
that’s something we talk about at work–do we only honor the top-achievers, or the ones that have improved the most? we had both for a while, but then we took away the most-improved one. the most-improved one is usually not the top person, but someone who really worked hard and got pretty far, whereas sometimes the top person was always the top person. you want to give the others a chance, too. but, i think in the real world, it doesn’t matter how far you’ve come, but how much you have in the end. well, we do like rags to riches stories, but i think it’s only those that reach first place, and they may have always had that talent. you rarely hear about the fifth-place winners that came from nowhere, and worked hard to get there.

4103. Have you ever had anything published?

4104. Of the following, what kind of person would you be more attracted to (1 is highest, 3 lowest):
less good looking than you?
about as good looking as you?
more good looking than you?

i’m not at all good-looking, so they’d all be more.

how goodlooking are you?
not at all.

4105. less inteligent than you?
about as intelligent as you?
more intelligent than you?
same as above.

how intelligent are you?
not very.

4106. has less money than you?
has about as much money as you?
has more money than you?

ditto again.

How wealthy are you?
it’s not even in my vocabulary.

well, now that i think about it, i guess there are people who have less money than me. i don’t know if i could be with a homeless person, to tell you the truth. i don’t really know.

4107. less wild and crazy than you?
about as wild and crazy as you?
more wild and crazy than you?

i’m not wild and crazy, but i don’t want to be with someone wild and crazy, either. that would scare me.

How wild and crazy are you?
not very.

4108. Is your bathroom shelf stacked with numorous bottles of lotions and creams?

4109. How do you maintain your body?
with food.

4110. Did you ever imagine that objects have a life of their own?

4111. What is it like to be an object, do ya think?
depends on what the object is. i can’t imagine it’s very fun to be a toilet brush.

4112. Do stones, rocks, trees, lamps, water, couches, etc all have some sort of life energy running through them?
i guess?

4113. Would you ever consider getting romantically involved with:
your teacher?
your doctor?

the question would be, would they ever want to be romantic with me? and that’s no.

4114. If ____ asked me for sex, I could NOT refuse. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking.
no one would ask me.

4115. What is ‘nothing’?
the absence of something.

4116. Would you rather read about how to get better abs or about how thousands of people across the globe are marching for peace?
i’m not interested in abs.

4117. Should america make love, not war?

4118. If you could nominate anyone for sainthood, who ould you and why?
i don’t know.

4119. Can you name one person who is purely good?

4120. How about one person who is completely evil?

4121. Is there a book inside of you?
i guess. it’d be boring, though.

If yes, what about?

4122. Do you call people more often or get calls more often?
i don’t get very many calls, so i guess it’s the first one.

4123. What do you wake up to?
the alarm.

4124. If you could get a free subscription to any magazine what would it be?
i don’t know. maybe a crafty one or a cooking one.

4125. When you wrote letters to santa did you ever ask for stuff that didn’t exist?

4126. Make up a new slogan for McDonald’s:
i don’t know what the current one is.

4127. What kind of people do you like to be associated with (buisness, writers, dark, antisocial, spiritual, happy)?
i don’t know?

4128. How are you like a toaster?
if you try to stuff bread in me, i’ll burn up.

4129. Do you believe we are really in the matrix?
i’ve not seen that movie.

4130. There are 2 dolls, a gw Bush doll and a Sadam Hussein doll. You can only afford one. Which do you buy?

4131. What is a jaberwocky?

4132. Finish the sentances:
I’m speed racer and I drive real fast, I drive real fast:
I’m a big bird and I like to steal, I like to steal and I like to:
I’m a barbie doll and I’ve got grace, I’ve got grace but:

i don’t know them.

4133. What do you think aliens would think of life on earth?
i don’t know. that we’re weird?

4134. What image do you get fom the words ‘urban decay’?
rotting buildings and a grey sky.

4135. Have a ___ day. Fill in the blank with anything but ‘nice’

4136. Do you own anything with a:
southpark character or logo on it? no.
greatful dead bear or logo on it? no.

4137. What is your impression of beatniks?
i don’t know what that is.

4138. What was the last thing you ordered (or watched) on pay-per-view?
i haven’t ever used pay-per-view.

4139. Nails, long or short?

4140. Do you prefer touch lamps, the clapper, or the old-fashioned light switch?
light switch.

4141. Can you ‘berry talk’?

4142. Do you like vines on old buildings?
i guess?

How about grafitti on old buildings?
not really.

4143. When someone says ‘it’s been one of tose days’ what do they mean by ‘those days’?
those days.

4144. Have you ever owned those magic markers that could change colors?

4145. It’s not easy bein’ ____. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking.

4146. Is there a song that has been stuck in your head since you were a child?
i guess.

4147. Do you own anything plaid?

4148. Do you recycle?

4149. What is your strongest point?
i don’t know?

4150. What is your weakest point?
i don’t know. i’m pretty weak.

What are you doing to work on that weakness?

4151. Paraphrase (rewrite) this sentance without using any of the words currently in it that are more than 2 letters long (except THE you can use THE). If anyone should steal this survey from you they should paraphrase YOUR sentance and so on.

Deep in the heart of turn of the century India a young mongoose is adopted by a british family

during the early era of new delhi, a little ferret is taken in by an englishman.

4152. A baby is born witha terminal disese. She will suffer agonizing pain for 5 years and then die. The mother gives the baby a sleeping medicine and it dies. Mom claims it was a mercy killing. Prosecution claims it was murder. You are on the jury. What is your vote?
it is murder, technically. even kevorkian got convicted of murder, even though they were mercy killings.

4153. Why doesn’t poetry say outright what it means?
that’s what i wonder, sometimes!

4154. Read this sentance:
It was dark in the subway and the man held a razor in his hand.

Now delete it.


Now write any sentance you want there instead.


4155. What is your opinion of Orson Welles?
i don’t know much about him.

4156. If you were a lotion, what would your label say?

4157. What side id your good side?

4158. Rewrite that sentance you deleted up there as best you can. Try to get the idea across even if you don’t get the exact words right:

4159. What is your favorite work by Edgar Allen Poe?
i think i only read the tell-tale heart? i think.

4160. Of the following short stories which would you be most likly to read (based on titles alone if you aren’t familiar with them, 1 is most likely 9 is least likely)??
Young Goodman Brown
The Cask of Amontillado
The Story of an Hour
The Metemorphasis
Barn Burning
The Lottery
A & P
The Sandkings
Minority Report

i’d need to peek at the endings first in order to choose.

4161. What is the differance between a norm and a value?
in what context?

4162. Can you think of a norm in your own culture that is different from a value in your culture?

4163. Who is your favorite star wars character?

4164. Why haven’t we begun to colonize the moon?
because it’s not livable.

4165. What did you think of the shuttle columbia blowing up?
what would anyone think about that?

4166. What do you remember about the challenger?
i remember talking about it at school. i don’t think we saw it live, since it would’ve been way early morning for us, but i remember talking about it and feeling sad, especially since one of the crew members was from here, and one was a teacher.

4167. Is the force with you?

4168. What is your favorite spoof movie?
i don’t know that i’ve seen one.

4169. Would you ever own a(n):
human slave? no.
robotic slave (where the robot is consiouss of itself)? no.
trained ape slave? no.
human clone slave? no.

4170. What can no one stop you from doing?

4171. Who would you be bored without?
i don’t know.

4172. What is your only hope?
good things happen.

4173. Would you rather visit france or puerto rico and why?
either one. i guess i wouldn’t mind seeing the eiffel tower and the louvre in france.

4174. Have you ever corrupted someone or dragged them down?

4175. If you could say/teach one thing to all the youth of america what would it be?
keep learning.

4176. Does any part of your body get in yyour way?

4177. Leia or Amidala?
i don’t know amidala.

4178. Do you trust your feelings?

4179. Do you feel empty or passionate most of the time?

4180. What was your monet of triumph?
i don’t know that term? monet did something triumphant?

4181. Explain what piety is:
being religious.

4182. In what ways are you a rebel?

4183. In what ways are you a conformist?
traditional ways, i guess.

4184. Do you likie movie endings that leave you wondering or tie upp all the loose ends?
tie up the loose ends.

4185. What movie has the best soundtrack?

4186. What adventure would you liike to undertake?
i’m not sure.

4187. Do you tip gas station attendants when you get full service?
no? i’ve never gotten full service.

4188. Do you own any souvineers; what from where?
i think a few, from when i used to work at the airport. the guys would always bring me back little trinkets from the countries they visited.

4189. Does your age make you embaressed?

4190. Are you the strong and silent type?
i’m not strong.

4191. What doo your shoes look like?

4192. Do you ever admire yourself while naked?

4193. If you could make someone’s clothes magically disappear who would you do it to and where?
i wouldn’t.

4194. Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool that follows the first fool?
i guess the fool that follows the other fool.

4195. A good website for the bored (not a diary one):

4196. Did people REALLY land on the moon?

4197. Would you rather live for a month in India or Alaska?
alaska is way too cold for me. i guess india.

4198. What is one country you ould NEVER visit and why?
north korea. they’d throw me in jail.

4199. Who is the busiest person you can think of?
a co-worker.

4200. What is the average length of your relationships?
a year or two.


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