Posted by: malia | June 6, 2013

5000 questions: part 45

Part Fourty-Six

4401. Do online relationships actually work?
they can. i’ve been in a couple.

4402. Did you know who Nora Jones was before the grammys?
which one?

4403. In Maine school teachers are being told by the board of education that cannot criticize the possible upcomming war in front of students because those kids with military parents were getting upset by it in a few cases. What do you think of this?
aww.

4405. Should a convicted murderer have the same right to be on the organ donor waiting list as anyone else?
no.

4406. Is there a difference between american rights and human rights? If so what is the difference?
americans think they’re more entitled.

4407. What is the only completely instrumental album ever to be labeled as having explicit lyrics?
i don’t know?

4408. Who would you rather put in a box and mail to abu dabbi, Tipper Gore or Hilary Clinton?
geez.

4409. What are your top three favorite comic strips?
i haven’t read comics in a long time! i used to like to read peanuts, garfield, and calvin & hobbes, among others.

4410. Can you name anything that sucks more than Creed?
yes.

4411. Is eminem a genius?
i guess?

Why or why not?
he has interesting rhymes.

4412. Where is abu dabbi anyway?
exactly.

4413. Where do you think woman are the most free from social pressure to please men, the US, Egypt or Japan and why?
i don’t know? i don’t know egypt that well.

4414. Is there a difference between crisps and crackers?
i thought crisps were chips?

4415. If you were going to download three movies that you wouldn’t have paid for but you’ll watch since they’re free what would you download?
i don’t know. something funny.

4416. If you had a ferret what would you name it?
ferret-boy or ferret-girl, depending on its gender.

4417. What do you think of peta?
eh.

4418. If you started your own music awards show what would be the three most prestigious awards you gave out and who would win them this year?
i don’t know.

What would your show be looking for in an artist?
i’m not sure.

4419. Is there a difference between a musical artist and an entertainer?
is there?

4420. How would you rank the following people, artist or entertainer?
Wierd Al:
Britney Spears:
David Bowie:
Eminem:
Moby:
Marilyn Manson:
Tiny Tim:
The Monkeys:
The Sex Pistols:

rank them how?

4421. Why does Polly Pocket no oonger fit into your pocket?
i don’t know.

4422. Would you eat a cereal called Mud & Bugs?
no.

Yes, there is such a cereal.

4423. If you were a mythical creature which one would you be?
pegasus.

4424. What do you think of the new pregnant barbie (called happy family barbie)?
i didn’t know they had one.

4425. What is one thing you know is a lie?
when guys say they don’t care about looks.

4426. How is your soul today?
okay.

4427. Are you into sci fi?
no.

4428. What’s a ‘poppet’?
i don’t know.

4429. How’s the name Shane?
okay.

4430. What is expected of your gender that you don’t quite live up to?
i did a whole list of those. i don’t know if it’s what’s expected, but it’s what’s stereotypical of them, i suppose.

4431. Koolaid. ifr it’ll dye your heair, try to imagine what it does to your stomach:
well your stomach is all acid and stuff. i’m sure it’s okay.

Do people still dye their hair with koolaid?
i don’t know?

4432. If you build it, they will come.
What is it?
a baseball field?

who are they?
everyone who loves baseball.

4433. What would you never do to get attention?
streak.

4434. Should we try to control nature?
no.

4435. Who is the most powerful villain in the universe?
time.

4436. Invent a superhero to deal with that villain?
it can’t be beaten, unfortunately 😦

4437. Who are you desperately missing?
well, i don’t know about *desperately*, but i miss my grandma. 😦

4438. What gives you a feeling of perfection and peace?
having nothing to do.

4439. Are you already whole and complete or does something make you whole and complete?
my son.

What?
huh?

4440. Do you prefer the word mankind or humankind?
people.

4441. Do you look good in yellow?
no.

4442. What do you want to win?
a hundred million dollars.

4443. What gives someone power?
others.

Who has power over you?
most everyone. hee.

Who do you have power over?
no one.

4444. What question do you really want to know the answer to:
in general? why?
about yourself? how?

4445. The lamest Disney movie ever was:
hmm. i don’t know.

4446. One thing you thought you would never miss but do is:
having everything in its place.

4447. In what ways are you a rold model?
i’m not.

In what ways are you a bad example?
for nearly everything you can think of.

4448. How is your blood pressure?
it varies. but thanks for asking.

4449. What was our last horrble nightmare about?
i don’t know what yours was. mine was war.

4450. Hey you. What do you say?
hi?

4451. What is your favorite waste of time (BESIDES this survey)?
word puzzles.

4452. How would you like to die?

4453. What are three words used in your area/dialect that many other areas/dialects wouldn’t be familiar with?
hāmau, daw, augee

4454. What are the ages of the oldest and youngest person you’ve ever had sex with?
what are their ages now?? or back then?

4455. What is the wierdest place you have ever woken up?
i don’t think i’ve woken up anywhere weird.

Did you remember how you got there?
n/a

4456. How do you feel when your partner is talking to an ex?
depressed.

4457. Is there an unrequited (unreturned) love in your life?
yes.

4458. What is the most expensive gift you have ever
given? an iPod.
received? my bracelet.

4459. List three traits that might help you to fall madly in love:
witty, charming, and understanding. hee! peeeeeeace and looooove and understanding…

4460. Do children like you?
they’re scared of me.

4461. If you found your child’s diary would you read it?
hmm. i don’t know. depends on if i could trust him or her or not.

What if you found the diary of one of your parents?
and?

4462. Have you ever stalked or killed a wild animal?
no.

4463. True or Fales.
You are moody in the morning: false.
woman first: for?
baby corn freaks you out: false.
Life is fair: false.

or is it supposed to be fails?

4464. Name something you are now prepared to reveal about yourself that you weren’t ready to talk about in the past?
i don’t know.

4465. Name a talent someone has of which you are jealous:
being able to talk to people and make them feel at ease so they don’t bite your head off.

4466. What would you think if you met yourself at a aprty?
nothing.

4467. What would you most likely complain about in a Hotel?
nothing.

4468. Agree or disagree.
men need to be treated like children: disagree.
it is possible to be in love with more than one person at the same time: agree.
you often feel pressured by others: agree.
couples should live together before marriage: not always. depends.

4469. If you owned a restraunt what kind of cuisine would you serve?
italian.

4470. Three words that describe your ideal day in bed are:
lazy, carefree, cool.

4471. If you had a ticket for a month is paradise where would you go?
yes.

4472. All men like to hear: yes.

All woman like to hear: you are special.

4473. If you are a woman what is your most masculine or macho trait or ability?
isn’t that the same as the question earlier?

If you are a man what is your most feminine trait or ability?
n/a

4474. How would you feel attending the wedding of an ex?
awkward.

4475. Fiction or nonfiction.
You can lie with a straight face: i don’t know.
You pee in the shower: sometimes.
you prefer honesty even when it hurts: most times. sometimes, itʻs all, “don’t tell me ’cause it hurts!”
uncapped toothpaste causes problems: really?

4476. What is the longest lust can last?
until it’s satiated.

4477. What would you like to experiance while blindfolded?
sleep.

4478. The most horrifying couple you know is:
i don’t know.

4479. Name three things you have experianced that would shock your parents:
i haven’t done anything shocking.

4480. The oddest thing you have ever put in your mouth is:
what do you mean by odd?

4481. Lie or truth.
love is a battlefield: true.
you watch too much tv: no.
woman enjoy sex as much as men do: i don’t know if it’s “as much as” but it is enjoyable.
you are often tired: not always.

4482. What is the craziest thing you’ve done for attention?
dance.

4483. Do you believe in using the silent treatment?
do i believe in it? otherwise it doesn’t exist?

4484. Your most embaressing thought:
well.

4485. Your most prejudiced thought:
hmm.

4486. A shameful moment for you:
oh, there are many.

4487. The biggest gamble of your life:
i don’t know.

4488. What is your greatest weakness as a friend?
i’m self-centered.

4489. Yes or No.
complaining is a release: yes.
James Bond movies are sexy: i’ve never seen one.
You feel better when you have a tan: no.
You sometimes eat your boogers: ew?

If yes, that’s okay.

4490. Do you sometimes enjoy being mean?
maybe while doing it, but not afterwards.

4491. Are you high maintenance?
no.

4492. Would you rather assume the role of sexual student or teacher?
student.

4493. How many lovers do you consider to be too many?
34.

4494. What fortune would you want to find in a fortune cookie?
a good one.

4495. Nothing says lovin’ like:
buns in the oven?? wait, that doesn’t sound right.

4496. Have you seen Bowling for Columbine?
no.

If yes what’d you think of it?
n/a

4497. Do you overuse the word genius?
no.

4498. Are you proud of the history of your people?
my people?

Why or why not?
i don’t know?

4499. Do you think about world destruction?
sometimes.

4500. What object could completely symbolize maleness?
hmm. i don’t know.

How about famaleness? you sure don’t like the letter e, huh? keep replacing it with a.

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