Posted by: malia | June 5, 2013

5000 questions: part 46

Part Fourty-Seven

4501. Who do you feel on shaky grounds with?
most of my colleagues.

4502. How would you rate Stephen King as a writer?
not sure.

4503. What movie are you looking forward to?
i don’t know of any.

4504. Hulk Hogan with or without the bandana?
i don’t know that i’ve seen him without it.

4505. Do you more often tell people what you feel or what you think?
is that not the same thing? hmm. i guess what i think.

4506. Have you been to see an opera?
no.

4507. What do you wish that you knew with more certainty?
everything.

4508. Does your heart break and break and live by breaking?
what?

4509. Can you tell the difference between what you think and what you feel or do you often get them confused?
hence my answer to the question above.

4510. Do you feel like there are a lot of referances in this survey that you are not getting?
yes.

4511. You are shopping in the Mad Mall for things to add to your room. Of the following list, what 5 things will you buy?

lollipops, lace up boots, bondage gear, bubblegum machine, a miniature orange grove, house plants, Bob Geldof, duct tape, Buzzcocks, poet shirts, Marc Almond, Al Gore, acrylic paints, Snoopy’s dog house, an original andy warhol painting, zippers, orange and pink matching curtains and bed spread, flash, oj simpson, a slurpee maker, some flutes, electric chairs, feather pillows, post it notes, the terminator wax statue, fight club the movie, fight club the book

hmm. acrylic paints, post-it notes, feather pillows, a slurpee maker, and duct tape.

4512. Of the following things, which would you most like to have more of?

drink, dreams, bed, drugs, lust, lies, hate, love, fear, fun, pain, flesh, stars, smiles, fame, sex

smiles.

4513. Your preference. David Bowie or Marc Bolan?
i don’t know marc bolan.

4514. Who’d win in a fight, Morrissey or Robert Smith?
i don’t know.

4515. Earth girls are: easy.

4516. One of your friends tells you they are going to train to become a cop. your reaction?
cool.

4517. Would you ever consider working for the government?
um.

4518. What are the best and wort television channels?
i don’t know.

4519. If you had a magicle pencil and everything you drew became real what would you draw?
money.

4520. Your boots were made for: walking.

4521. What movie would you like to see a mystery science theater episode about (even if it isn’t a sci fi movie, just one that needs making fun of)?
i don’t know.

4522. What’s the buzz?
tell me what’s a-happening

4523. The last person you would want to be stranded on a desert island with is:
someone like me.

4524. Your partner takes an aeroplane trip. the plane disappears and is never found. How long do you wait for them to return before you begin looking for a new partner?
my friend asked me this in high school. she was very surprised at my reply.

4525. Soma animals that mate for life can literally die of grief if their mate is captured or dies. How many humans would do that do you think?
a few.

4526. What would you like to touch?
something smooth.

4527. Does anything you own glow in the dark?
yes.

4528. Would you rather ride a dragon or a unicorn?
i think a unicorn would be softer, though you could fly with the dragon.

4529. Do things just always go right for you?
no.

4530. What’s the best nick toon?
i don’t know.

4531. Can you make a balloon animal?
yes.

4532. Would you undress at a nude beach?
no.

4533. Wherever there’s a secret recipe, there is someone who wants to steal it. True or false?
i think so.

4534. What is today but yesterday’s tommorrow?
it is tomorrow’s yesterday.

4535. Are you more like spongebob who does nothing right but still everything good happens to or like squidworth who tries to do things right and ends up having nothing good happen to him?
squidworth.

4536. How many glasses of water do you drink each day?
i don’t know about glasses, but usually one whole bottle.

4537. What is the difference between intelectualism and pretentiosness?
i don’t know?

4538. What do you like in a poem, accessability, crypticness or somethin in between?
something that sounds nice.

4539. What do you think of William Blake?
they’re okay.

Is his writing difficult to understand?
i have difficulty understanding most things.

4540. Has learning to spell become obsolete?
to you, apparently.

4541. Who do you find yourself in constant conflict with?
i don’t know.

Why the conflict?
n/a

4542. What is the difference between literature and hallmark cards?
there are all sorts of literature, of which one is hallmark cards.

4543. How many contemporary poets can you name?
not that many.

4544. What subjects do you refuse to talk about?
mostly politics and religion.

Why are you hiding from them?
i don’t like confrontation.

4545. Are you every parent’s wet dream?
no.

4546. Everyone starts in the garden of Eden but no one can stay there. Why not?
because.

4547. Would you want to join a club that would have you as a member?
huh?

4548. Greatest black and white film:
i don’t know.

4549: Greatest film three hours or longer:
i don’t know.

4550. No means.. no.

4551. When you are exposed to the artwork (poetry, painting etc) of a friend, family member or aquantance how likly are you to criticize it?
not very.

4552. Do you mentally reject people?
i don’t think i do?

Before speaking to them?
i don’t think i do.

4553. Are we already living out 1984?
i don’t know.

4554. Sing, now!
la!

What did you sing?
^

Can you sing?
no.

Are you the next american idol?
no.

4555. Do you like the feeling of a ball point pen being used to draw pictures on your palm?
i guess?

4556. Have you ever been airbrushed?
no.

4557. Are you an alitist?
again, with the a instead of the e?

What are you elitist about?
i don’t know.

4558. Are you arrogant?
some would say so.

About what?
what people don’t know.

4558. Use the two following words in a sentance: ghandi, ford
i looked up what ‘ghandi’ means while sitting in the ford.

4559. Are you trecherous?
no.

4560. Nam the ten bands you are the biggest fan of:
i don’t know.

Name the ten bands who are your biggest fans:
none.

4561. Are you jolly?
not always.

4562. What does the world stop for?
no one.

4563. Would you like to reapolster your furniture in camoflauge?
no.

4564. Would you rather have your own personal live in massuse or a new car?
if the masseuse can also clean and cook and take care of everything, i’d rather have that.

4565. What were you born holding?
i don’t know.

4566. Big nose, is it ugly or does it give the face character?
doesn’t saying that mean the same thing?

4567. Name three things you would NOT do, even for one million dollars (tax free):
1 walk around naked.
2 kill someone.
3 kidnap someone.

4568. Who has rejected you?
lots and lots and lots.

Who have you rejected?
no one.

4569. Natural body odor or perfumes and colognes?
what about an in-between?

4570. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
spongebob squarepants!

4571. Who frolics in the autumn mist in a land called honalee?
puff the magic dragon

4572. Is anything nastier as a snack than fruit roll ups?
probably.

4573. When you hear someone make a joke about something will you later make the same joke to someone else as if you had just thought it up?
maybe.

What if someone just says something intelligent, would you use what they said later as if you had made it up?
maybe.

4574. What’s on your pajamas?
nothing.

4575. Are people nicer in new york or california?
i don’t know. i’ve never been to new york.

4576. Ever think about moving to Alaska to live as a hermit?
no.

4577. You are interested in a potential mate who is already attatched. Do you encourage him or her to leave their current catch or try to find someone all alone?
i would never encourage anyone to leave whom they’re with.

4578. Do you play in the snow?
no.

4579. Do you save a snowball in your freezer to hit someone with in the summer time?
no.

4580. What bible storiy would you like to see acted out by animated veggetables?
er.

What vegetable would play jesus?
i don’t know.

4581. Will you be ready for the next alien attack?
no.

4582. You can’t make this easy can you?
no.

4583. What is a small thing that people let slide but that actually has dire consequenses?
i think there are a few things.

4584. Are you the open window maniac?
no.

4585. Have you ever been a hall monitor?
no.

What exactly do hall monitors do anyway?
i don’t know. we didn’t have them.

4586. Would you rather wear an army uniform or a cow costume for halloween?
cow.

4587. When was the last timeyou played tag, musical chairs, hide and seek etc?
a couple of months ago.

4588. Can you leap frog?
yes.

4589. What was the lost strong and clear emotion yo felt?
i don’t know how an emotion can be lost but clear?

4590. Are you more of a disco ball, a candle or a robot?
a candle?

4591. Could any good come out of a nuclear holocaust?
i guess.

4592. Are you an angel in disguise?
no.

4593. Could you have fun with ajelly fish?
no.

for 12 hours?
no.

4594. Who throws the wildest parties?
i don’t know.

4595. Do you own an I ❤ NY shirt?
no.

4596. If you could make a channel that played only one show all day what show would it be?
i don’t know? hmm.

4597. Are you a rockstar only no one knows it yet?
i guess.

4598. have you ever been stung by anything?
yes.

What?
a bee. mosquitoes. a scorpion.

4599. Who’s autograph have you gotten in the last year?
none.

4600. Are you enjoying this?
the spelling mistakes are starting to irritate me.

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