Posted by: malia | June 3, 2013

5000 questions: part 48

Part Fourty-Nine

4701. What is your reaction to beggers and homeless on the streets?
i am sometimes irritated with them.

Are they lazy?
well, i guess in a way. they rely on the goodness (and guilty consciences) of others, and i don’t like how that’s taken advantage of.


4702. Does pure altruism exist? Why or why not?
i don’t know.

4703. Is ‘You like me and I like it all’ an attitude you might have?

4704. Finish the words.

4705. What’s your favorite science fiction movie?
i don’t know.

Make it a double feature. What’s your second favorite?
i don’t know.

4706. If you had a remote control for people who would you set on mute?
people who talk a lot without really saying anything.

4707. When have you felt like you were living in the twilight zone?
lots of times.

4708. Do you have penis envy?
i don’t think so.

Do you have vagina envy?
i don’t think so.

4709. The maker doesn’t want it; the buyer doesn’t use it; and the user doesn’t see it. What is it?
i don’t know.

4710. A child is born in Boston, Mass., to parents who were both born in Boston, Mass. The child is not a U.S. citizen. How is this possible?
this was before the u.s. existed?

4711. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
mount everest

4712. If you had to choose between being 3ft. tall or 9ft. tall which would you be?

4711. If you could know the answer to any 3 questions, what would they be?:

4712. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the body or the mind of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?
i don’t know. i’d want the body so i wouldn’t have to deal with the aches and pains of being old. plus that depresses the heck out of me. but i don’t want to have a failing mind, either. unless, that would help me forget painful things. hmm.

4713. Would it disturb you much if, upon your death, your body were simply thrown into the woods and left to rot? Why?
that’s kind of gruesome.

4714. Would you like to know the precise date of your future death?
i don’t know. i don’t think so.

4715. Would you be willing to give up all television for the next 5 years if it meant 1,000 starving children in Indonesia would eat and get medicle care?

4716. Name a close friend of the opposite sex:
Imagine they are from another country, visiting yours. Their visa is almost expired and if they get sent back to their country they may never get another visa to leave again. Would you marry them if after two years you could divorce them and they would be allowed to stay in your country?


4717. Do you always call/email in when you take a day off from schol or work?
i have to.

4718. A fatalist believes that the future is mapped out in a pattern. A causalist believes that every event is tied to a previous event. Neither believes in free will. An indeterminist believes in total free will. Which are you?
i’m confused.

4719. Would you rather have a masters degree in ecconomics or creative writing?
creative writing.

4718. Do you feel the need to defend the honor of your family and demand respect?
not right at the moment.

4719. What do you think about that no one else thinks about?
i’m not sure.

4720. Which of the following best describes you:
A laid back person who enjoys watching sports and playing with computers.
An apathetic person who is open minded and passionate about music.
A fiesty person who lacks an attention span.
Avant garde and over confident.

i guess the first, although i only really like baseball and volleyball.

4721. Why are so many letters silent in French?
i don’t know.

4722. For all the freedoms that people in the United States enjoy what are some of the ways that these people oppress themselves willingly and why?
i don’t know.

4723. What, besides genetics and besides your environment and experiances, makes you what/who you are?
others’ perceptions?

4724. What bands do your parents listen to that you:
hate? i can’t think of any.
like? a few.

4725. What do you find:

not sure.

4726. How easily do you understand Shakesphere?
not very.

4728. Translate into regular english: ‘Romeo Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?’
where are you?

4729. What’s your favorite girl scout cookie?
thin mint.

Is it made from real girl scouts?
is it?

4730. How do you open your car door when it freezes shut?
i’ve never had to do this, thankfully.

4731. Why is it that 95 percent of the letters in french words are not pronounced?
um. #4721.

4732. What are you Dreading?
the end of summer break. *wah*

4733. When will your ship come in?
i don’t know.

4734. Do you craete your art for free?

4735. The Pope’s recent message to George Bush is ‘Go into Iraq and you go without God’. What do you think of this quote?

4736. Have/would you ever taken a botany (plants) course?

4737. Are you using your own computere or someone else’s to take this survey?

4742. Is it true what they say about Star Trek movies, that only evey other one is worth seeing?
i don’t know?

4743. Someone once said, ‘Every possible outcome of something takes place in a parallel universe. So there is free will, but your choises only determine which of those parallel universes you live in.’ Your reaction?

4744. Why do you think a man 25 or above might date a teenager?
because they want youth.

Why do you think a woman 25 or above might date a teenager?
the same.

Any moral objections?

4745. Is there a difference between what is legal and what is ethical?

Should there be?
why not?

4746. Point out something obvious: okay.
Point out something that isn’t obvious at all: um.

4747. How do you stay so thin?
i keep dreaming.

4748. When looking at a clear night sky what constallations can you locate?
i’m pretty sure i can find orion. i think i can find the dippers and pleiades.

4749. What movie has the worst ending ever?
i don’t know.

The best ending ever?
i don’t know.

4750. Are you feelin’ groovey?

4751. Oh the tangled web we weave when:
we deceive.

4752. Do you own anything velevet?

If yes, when you wear it can you keep from touching it?

4753. Who have you been friends with the longest?
not sure.

How long have you two been friends?

4754. Who do you feel like you are in competition with?
my grade level.

4755. Is american culture more like mexican culture or more like japanese culture and why do you think so?
i think it’s the opposite of japanese culture. i’m not sure what mexican culture is like.

4756. What subject are you so familliar with that you could you write an FAQ (frequently asked questions) list about it?

What would one question on that list be?

What is the answer to that question?

4757. ‘Don’t use the rules.
They’re not for you – they’re for the fools
and you’re a fool if you don’t know that.
So use the rules you stupid fool’

How do you feel about these Clash lyrics?
is that like you’re so vain?

4758. Are you for or against:
Unconditional Religious tolerance?
World Peace Under One Government?
Total Freedom?
Love For all Creatures and People?
Organized Religion?
The Freedom to be Homophobic?
The War on Terror?
The Green Party?

why would people be against?

4759. Have you read any of Anne Rice’s Sleeping Beauty books?

If yes, what did you think of them?

4760. Can you do any voices or impressions and if yes, what ones?

4761. Guys, is it true that gentlemen prefer blondes?

Girls, do blondes really have more fun?

4762. Do you enjoy sneaking up on people?

4763. Do you often break plans?
not very.

4764. “Angry” and “hungry” are two words that end in “gry”. There are three words in the English language. What is the third word? Everyone knows what it means and everyone uses it every day. Look closely and I have already given you the third word. What is it?

4765. Does anyone smoke in your home?

If yes, does that bother you?

4766. Have you ever actually seen a pink elephant?

4767. The answer to 4764 is “language”. Did you get it?

Get it now, then?

4768. What was the most embaressing or crazy thing you ever dreamed?
i’ve probably forgotten it already.

4769. Are you depraved (marked by corruption or evil; perverted)?
i don’t think so.

4770. Who or what comes to mind when youhear the words:
the dangerous objects factory?
the dude who says dude?
the man in black?
the catastrophy involving food?
the duct tape incident?


4771. In blackjack, do you often double down?

4772. Who’s the big winner?
i don’t know.

4773. Who do you care more about, your close friend in elementary school that you lost touh with or your first lover?

4774. What’s your favorite part of a cat?
the chair.

4775. What was on the last cd you burned?

4776. If you wanted to learn a new language would you consider buying a Disney movie in that language to pick up pronunciation?
i’ve never thought of that.

What Disney movie?
depends what the language is.

4777. Is there a modern plague? What?

4778. Are your baths and showers so hot that your skin gets red?

4779. When you dry your body after a shower do you dry your parts in the same order each time, almost automatically, or do you dry your prts in a random order each time, thinking about it while you’re doing it?
same order, i guess.

4780. Do you feel like those who are speak a language around you that you can’t understand are making fun of you?

4781. If you were blindfolded and your love/partner was placed in a line of fifty people could you pick him or her out only by:
touching the face of each person?
feeling one elbow of each person?
smelling the breath of each person?
licking the neck of each person?
listening to the breathing of each person?
psychically sensing each person?


4782. Close your eyes and turn your head towards the room you are in. Open your eyes. Describe the first object you see without telling what it is:
huh? how do i turn my head to the room i am?

4783. What three questions will you never say NO to?

4784. Would you like to see an American in Paris?

4785. Are you more of a couch or a scratching post?
i don’t know?

Is there a difference?
i don’t know.

4786. What is more important, imagination or knowledge?
both are important.

4787. Would you consider modern life to be rubbish?

4788. What’s the most sinful food?
i don’t know.

4789. Name one thing about yourself that you are excessivly proud of:

4790. If you went to Hell (imagining there is one) rank these punishments in order of the one you would most prefer to the one you would least prefer.
being broken on the wheel:
being put in freezing water:
being force fed rats and snakes:
being smothered by brimstone and fire:
being dismembered alive:
being boiled in oil:
being thrown into snake pits:

i can’t.

In my mind hell is not like this. It’s just a place where all the interesting people go to drink, talk and tan.

4791. What other windows or websites do you have open on your computer right now?
just this.

4792. What kind of student were you in kindergarten?
awkward and shy. i was the only one who could read so i was often paired with the first graders, which didn’t help the awkwardness and shyness.

4793. What misjudgement do many people make about you?
i’m someone they want to get to know better.

4794. If you had been named according to your personality what would your name be?
i don’t know?

4795. What is made for kids but you love it anyway?
most things. 😳

4796. Do you believe that China shuld cease to occupy Tibet?
i don’t know enough of that situation.

4797. What is your opinion about the north american free trade agreement?
i don’t know about it.

If you don’t know go here:

4798. Dedicate a song to someone now.
What song? “kiss you”
To who? 1d
What line from that song most makes you think about this person?
well, really it’s because i can’t get that darn song out of my head.

4799. Can you live completely in the moment giving no thought to past or future?

4800. Can you honestly say that nothing bothers you?


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