Posted by: malia | June 1, 2013

5000 questions: part 50 !!

Part Fifty-One, the finishing point.

it still irritates me that this is not part 50.

4901. Are you a fun lovin criminal?
no.

4902. What do you find yourself encouraging others to try?
listening.

4903. Mel Brooks or Woody Allen?
i don’t know. i don’t think i’ve seen either’s work.

4904. What do you think of the movie Mystic Pizza?
i don’t really remember what it was about. i saw it a long time ago.

4905. Have you ever danced on a table, bar, or other platform?
yes.

4906. Where was the most inconvenient place you ever threw up?
in the car.

4907. When was the last time you were up all night?
repeat.

4908. What question will you find the answer to today?
was this worth it?

4909. __ is life. The rest is just details. Fill in the blank.
the topic?

4910. What did you think of the movie 10 Things I hate about You?
i didn’t see it.

4911. Ten Things I hate About You or clueless?
i didn’t see ten things i hate about you.

4912. What’s the point of robbery when nothing is wrth taking?
it’s a power trip.

4913. What do you do only when you are upset?
repeat.

4914. Can you imagine no love, pride, and deep-fried chicken?
no.

4915. What do you think about flag burning?
nothing.

4916. Are you cuddley?
no.

4917. Who thinks you are offensive?
repeat.

4918. Who deserves an appology from you?
repeat.

4919. Who owes you an appology?
repeat.

4920. Are there any animals you flat out refuse to touch?
repeat.

4921. Did you/will you go to the prom?
repeat.

4922. Do you have intimacy issues?
i suppose.

4923. have you ever wanted to date twins?
no.

4924. What website should everyone check out?
google

4925. Are pidgions flying rats?
i don’t know whwat pidgions are.

4926. Are shrimp sea roaces?
i think i’ve heard alton brown say that about lobsters.

4927. What was the last compliment you received?
repeat.

4928. Do you push people away when you really want them to come closer?
no.

4929. Do you ever just stop and listen?
yes.

4930. Do you lie your way out of things?
sometimes.

4931. What only happens once in a lifetime?
life.

4932. What is Martin Luthar King Jr’s dream?
end of racism.

4933. Is this life just practice?
no.

4934. Know of any conspiracy theories you think might be credible?
repeat.

4935. What gives you happy shivers?
certain songs.

4936. Do you have a new attitude?
no.

4937. Have you ever read at a poetry reading?
repeat.

your own poem?
no.

4938. Do you feel more like laughing or crying?
laughing.

4939. Who is brilliant?
i don’t know.

4940. Who is dull?
me.

4941. Who just needs a little love?
everyone.

4942. Do you prefer when things come with no assembly required, even if they are a bit more expensive?
no. i don’t mind building.

4943. Start a sentance with the words what if:
what if this person put all these repeats in here just to see if we remember answering them earier on or not?

4944. Is life all fun and games?
no.

Should it be?
no.

4945. What is the highest number you can count to in your head?
again, repeat.

4946. What can you never turn away from?
help.

4947. What is your favorite flavor of coffee?
i don’t drink coffee.

4948. Do you ever think about time travel?
repeat.

4949. What does the number 49 remind you of?
7 squared.

4950. What’s your favorite movie that involves dancing?
repeat.

4951. How often do you:
see this survey somewhere on the main page?
check out other people who are doing this survey?

not often at all.

4952. How many minutes (on average) does it take you to complete one section of this survey that is 50 questions long?
i thought each section was 100 questions?

4953. Multiply that number by 100 to find the aproximate number of minutes you have spent on the entire survey:
okay.

4954. Divide the number of minutes by 60 to find out aproximately how many hours you have spent doing this survey:
you could’ve skipped the above if you asked about hours in the first place.

4955. Divide the number of hours by 24 to find out about how many full days you have spent filling out this survey:
how come each step is its own question? running out of questions?

(It took me about 8.5 full days to create it).
wow. thank you.

4956. Do you wish you had that time back?
8.5 full days?

4957. Are you going to miss this survey when it is gone?
no.

4958. What are you going to fill your free time up with when this is over?
sleep.

4959. Did you learn anything about yourself by taking this?
yes.

4960. Did you learn anything about me (age, gender, tastes, impression, etc)?
YES.

4961. Has doing nothing ever felt so good as when you’re doing this survey?
what?

4962. You are about to complete the survey. Are you proud?
there’s still another 38 questions to go. this should be 4999.

4963. Name 3 things everyone should know about you:
repeat.

4964. Have they changed since you started this survey (that was question 2)?
ah, so you are repeating on purpose?

4965. What date did you start this survey?
june 4.

What date is it today?
july 21.

How many days is that in all?
a month and a half.

4966. Did you enjoy the start, middle, or end of the survey more?
start.

4967. Were you still interested by the end or did you just want to finish out of stubborness?
i actually didn’t want to finish this at all.

4968. Do you have a favorite part of the survey?
no.

4969. Would you finish the survey if it was upped to 10,000 questions?
yes.

4970. Did you feel like the survey covered enough different topics or did it seem limited?
limited.

Is there a question or topic you were waiting for that never came up?
yes.

4971. Did anyone read your survey all the way through?
no.

4972. In a few minutes, when you finish, will you feel like you’ve accomplished something?
no.

4973. Were you avoiding anything by doing this survey?
yes.

4974. How would you describe taking this survey to someone who hasn’t taken it?
it’s a bit irritating.

4975. Is there any topic or topics that this survey covered to often?
YES.

4976. Will you be glad it’s over or bummed that it’s gone?
i don’t know.

4977. Give the survey a a rating from one to ten for interestingness (1 is super interesting):
5.

4978. Did one question stand out on this survey as:
the best or most memorable question?
the worst question?

no.

4979. Are all endings really beginings in disguise?
i suppose.

4980. Are you ever going to read over your survey answers?
i think i’d fall asleep before i got to the end.

4981. If you retook this survey in 1 year would most of your answers stay the same?
no.

4982. How did you find this survey to begin with?
sunday stealing.

4983. what made you decide to take it?
it was summer.

4984. Is this the best survey you’ve ever taken?
no.

4985. Could you write 5,000 questions for a survey (I’d take it, if you did)?
no. i’m terrible at asking questions. so thanks for doing this!

4986. Name something more fun than filling out this survey:
sleeping.

Name something filling out this survey was more fun than:
getting wisdoms out.

4987. Should the survey have been more organized, for ex. should each section have had it’s own theme?
maybe? it might help prevent all those repeats.

4988. Were the questions
to crazy?
too mundane?
too cryptic?

some.

4989. What will you miss most about this survey?
seeing ‘sentance.’

4990. If we met would we likly become friends?
i don’t know.

4991. Are we friends now?
i don’t know.

4992. Are you getting excited?
not really.

4993. Did you inspire or offer a question in this survey?
no.

4994. Is your heart beat rising?
no.

4995. Would you go insane if the survey eneded right here, before reaching 5,000?
probably.

4996. I’ve asked you so many questions. What question would you like to ask me?
how are you?

4997. Is there a subject that you love so much you wish all 5,000 questions had been about it (David Bowie for instance)?
no.

4998. Are you shivering with anticipation?
no.

4999. Are you about to party like we’re at question 4,999?
sure.

5000. Are you still the same person you wre when you began this survey?
no.

Congratulations! You’ve officially finished the 5,000 Question Survey!
yay.

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