Posted by: malia | July 23, 2012

survey

Have you ever flown first class?
yes. i’ve been upgraded a couple of times after looking lost and innocent.

Would you rather surf in California or ski in Vermont?
i guess surf.

What is one topping you MUST have on your pizza?
i must have sauce.

Do you prefer to read fiction or non-fiction books?
oh i go back and forth. right now it’s non-fiction.

Would you rather read books or magazines?
either. i actually read online more than anything, or on my phone.

Have you ever seen a shooting star?
not a true one.

Have you ever had your cheek pinched by a relative?
yes.

Have you ever torn your pants in public?
yes.

Do you know how a bill is passed in Congress?
yes.

Do you know the difference between a conjunction and an adjective?
yes.

How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
twice.

Do you chew on ice?
yes.

Do you watch TV or read before bedtime?
watch netflix.

Are you allergic to anything?
i don’t know if if it’s considered an allergy–it just might be an irritant–but i sneeze a lot in dusty areas.

How many times a week do you wash your hair?
twice.

Do you own any plaid pants?
no.

Have you ever been in a natural disaster (flood, hurricane, etc.)?
yes.

Have you ever had food SO bad in a restaurant that you sent it back?
no.

Have you ever touched a live chicken?
yes.

What about a live turkey?
no.

Do you sleep in pajamas?
no.

Can you touch your toes without bending your knees?
no.

Did you just try it?
no.

What is the opposite of a hamburger?
a veggie burger?

Do you talk in your sleep?
i have no idea.

Have you ever played in the rain?
yes.

Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean?
yes.

If you didn’t have any bread, what would you use to spread butter on?
a knife.

Have you ever swallowed your gum?
i think so.

Have you ever been ice fishing?
no.

Where is the most inappropriate place your cell phone has rang?
probably at a meeting or while with my doctor.

Have you ever called 911 by accident?
no.

Have you ever gone white water rafting?
no.

Have you ever faked sick?
no.

How many times have you broken a bone?
none.

Can you do a flip on a trampoline?
no.

Have you ever surfed?
on the web.

Have you ever fallen off a horse?
no.

Have you ever had anyone tell you that your fly was open?
no.

Have you ever successfully pogoed on a pogo stick?
no.

Do you eat breakfast?
no.

Would you rather shave your head or stop talking for a year?
stop talking.

Have you ever sleepwalked?
no.

Can you flip your eyelids up?
no! this used to gross me out when other kids did it.

Are you double-jointed?
no.

Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair?
yes.

Have you ever thrown up after a rollercoaster ride?
no.

Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?
no.

Can you pick things up with your toes?
yes.

Did you just try to do it?
no.

How many foreign countries have you visited?
none.

Would you rather clean the bathroom or the kitchen?
bathroom.

Have you ever jammed a puzzle piece into a puzzle to “make it fit”?
no?

Would you blow your nose at the dinner table?
if i really, really, really had to. i’d excuse myself, though.

Have you ever slipped in the bathtub?
yes.

Have you ever locked yourself out of your house?
yes.

Have you ever made a semi truck honk?
no.

Would you prefer to go through life with a huge nose or crossed eyes?
a huge nose.

What is your favorite breed of dog?
those cavaliers are cute.

Have you ever licked the tip of a ballpoint pen?
i don’t think so?

Have you ever eaten frog legs?
no.

Your absolute favorite shirt is dirty. Would you still wear it?
depends where i’m going.

Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole?
no.

Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?
yes.

What did you call your baby blanket?
my blanket.

Have you ever worn bell-bottoms?
no.

Have you ever broken a mirror?
no.

Have you ever fallen asleep during a movie in the theater?
no.

Have you ever bathed a dog?
yes.

Have you ever used a slingshot?
yes.

Have you ever gotten something stuck up your nose?
i don’t think so.

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