Posted by: malia | April 11, 2010

The “What If” Meme

from here.

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
no one. geez.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
every band fills the niche for somebody. just because i can’t stand it any more, doesn’t mean it needs to be wiped out of existence!

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
i’m not a very violent person.

4. What is your favorite cheese?
hmm. what does this have to do with “what if”? i like provolone.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
something beefy. roast beef, prime rib, steak…something like that. with grilled onions and peppers, and cheese.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
lucky? heeheehee. okay i have to choose someone blind, then.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
hmm. that’s a toughie. i don’t know. i gotta think about it and come back.

8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy <>, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
to another island.

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. <>! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
what’s with the swearing? geez. i would get some food.

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…?
wasted on me.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
i would go to greece and listen in on all the philosophers and scientists.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
“thou shalt not kill.”

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise?
i’m not creative with titles, but probably some sort of day-to-day type thing. especially to show people how certain people act.

15. What is your favorite curse word?
i don’t know if you’d say favorite, but the one i use the most is darn.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
close my eyes and pray that i wake up soon.

17. Your house is on fire, holy <>! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the item?
i’d grab my laptop.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
tell everyone i love them and then search the internet for instructions on how to repel said angel.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?
i want to be able to transport myself to places.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
holding my son for the first time.

21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
nothing so horrible has happened to me yet that i’d want to do that.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool <>… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now?
i’d stay in my own.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
i don’t even know what bars exist out there! i don’t know–cheers.

24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out…I can FLOAT!”?
my mom’s.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
huh. i really don’t know about this one. hmm.

26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
this is starting to creep me out now! yikes.

27. What’s your theme song?
the story of my romantic life … “don’t speak.”


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