from oct 2

Which of your stories have you probably told the greatest number of times to the most people?

i’m one of those boring people who doesn’t have stories. and i wouldn’t be the type to tell a lot of people even if i did have one.

What’s a story someone else often tells about you, much to your chagrin?

my sisters like to tell the time i dropped a dish my mom made for a birthday party, so she had to rush to make more, and we were very late to the party. i felt so bad about that, but they never let anyone forget that.

What oft-told story from a chapter in your life seems to be remembered differently by different people who were there?

gosh. i really don’t have any stories, actually, and like the sister one above, it was remembered exactly the same. i’m not sure of a story that had conflicting viewpoints.

What are some of the details, without retelling the whole story, of a story you’ve told often but never to your parents?

again, i don’t tell stories. but there’s quite a few things i don’t tell them.

What song would be an appropriate soundtrack to the story of your most embarrassing moment?

“oops i did it again.”

from friday5.