seen here.

had fun with the other name game so tried to search for more and came up with this one!

Google name game!!! [stolen from a couple of peeps]

How To Play:

Go to Google and type the following in the search box (make sure they’re in quotation marks). Then post the relevant sentence in the first result, or which ever result is easiest to read. Simple!

“[your name] is”
“[your name] has”
“[your name] needs”
“[your name] looks like”
“[your name] says”
“[your name] thinks”
“[your name] wants”
“[your name] does”
“[your name] hates”
“[your name] asks”
“[your name] likes”
“[your name] eats”
“[your name] wears”
“[your name] was arrested for”
“[your name] loves”

here are the results:

“Malia is sitting up by herself and saying Mama.”
“Malia has the photo bug…”
“Malia needs YOU to send them into her”
“Malia looks like a nine year old when she is actually 91 years old.”
“And then Malia says, ‘First African American president — it better be good.’” (you knew an obama one had to pop up!)
“My Auntie Malia Thinks I’m The Cutest Baby Ever”
“Malia wants you to buy one of hers.”
“Malia does not have any Contacts at this time.”
“malia hates being so indecisive.” (hey! this was my tweet! it’s first?!)
“Malia asks her uncle, Big Boi, if he will perform at her party, and he happily agrees.”
“Little Malia likes the big drums.”
“Malia eats noodles.”
“Malia wears a short black wrap tied around her waist that only accentuates the perfect shape of her legs.” (woo!)
No results found for “malia was arrested for”. !!! Thank goodness!
“My cousin Malia loves me!”

saw another one here. will pick the best one that pops up on the first page, rather than the first entry.

The Google Name Game

Google the following, then select the best result from the first page of hits and add a {personal comment} for each answer.

1: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search:

Malia needs to stop working so much.

{heee! and ironically, that was from a person who was also playing this game, so i don’t know where the original came from.}

2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:

Malia looks like a nine-year old when she is actually 91 years old.

{okay, same as the one above (from a biography of malia dysis), but really, all the other responses were about how malia either looks like her mom or looks like her dad. i’m more like my mom, myself.}

3: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search:

One of the villagers, named Malia, hates all the labels she bears.

{cool. did you know on that first page of searches, three of them, including the first one, were from me? my twitter, plurk, and tumblr pages. gosh, i hate a lot. *hanging head in shame*}

4: Type in “[your name] goes” or “..has gone” in Google:

And isn’t it funny that I have 3 episodes of uhh, “Malia goes to the Dentist” and “Malia gets Botox” yadda yadda?

{from a forum dedicated to the show bridezillas. kinda weird, if you ask me.}

5: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:

Malia loves the flowers.

{they’re so pretty!}

6: Type in “[your name] eats” in Google search:

I can honestly say that Malia eats, sleeps, and breathes homeschooling and organization in the home.

{ha!}

7: Type in “[your name] has” in Google search:

I’ve been impressed with how Malia has evolved into a vivacious, energizing force in the belly dance world in Hawaii.

{heee! i’ve taken a few belly-dance courses. i don’t have the belly for it, though. or is that too much belly? heeheehee belly is a funny word. belly belly belly belly!}

8: Type in “[your name] works” in Google:

Malia works, but she admits that, in the back of her mind, she thinks someone will just bail her out if she gets into trouble (like her mom always has).

{or even if i don’t get in trouble…}

9: Type in”[your name] lives” in Google search:

Malia lives in Seattle and says that living there is just like living in Hilo… green and rainy.

{except when it snows.}

10: Type in “[your name] died” in Google search:

Unfortunately, by the 15th July 1980 when Ana Malia died, both Sione Mo’unga and Taniela Fifita had predeceased her.

{this was just a sad one to look up }

11: Type in “[your name] will” in Google:

President-elect Obama says Sasha and Malia will clean up after dog.

{every single link on the first page was about them! but yeah, the only way i’ll be around the white house is if i have to clean up after their dog.}